With the downloadable version of EA’s “Creature Creator” for it’s recently released game titled Spore, the internet has been flooded with user-created virtual creatures. The problem is about 90% of all users have the perverted tendency to create only penises. Sometimes they are weiners with legs, but mostly it’s all about the dong. That’s why I decided to post the TOP 10 Spore Creatures That Aren’t Weiners.
Weddings. The joining of two people in the name of love, better tax benefits and lower insurance rates. Everything leading up to the big day is going just fine until you see the article in you local paper. This is when you find you and your future spouse on the list for the TOP 10 Worst Named Wedding Announcements.
Everything is fake in Hollywood, even the ink. So when the role calls for a bad-ass tattoo, the studio is right there to slap it on. And now, the character is just that much more awesome. These are my picks for the TOP 10 Fake Tattoos In Movies!
You feel like crap, you call in to work and then you flop youself onto the couch to watch all that is glorious about TV during the afternoon. They may not be the greatest shows ever made, but they are what’s available at noon and damnit, you love them. These are the TOP 10 Shows To Watch When You Call In Sick.
As a kid you’ve probably dreamed of getting hit by lightning or bitten by a radioactive spider so you could develop your own super powers and save the world. Well, what if it happened and the power you got…sucked? These are my choices for Top 10 Super Powers That Would Suck.
