Today the Dow Jones index fell over 750 points after the House rejected a $700 billion dollar bailout package. With Wall Street taking it’s biggest hit in history, it should be easy to understand why hundreds of grown men are crying in unison as if they all just watched Old Yeller for the first time. These are the TOP 10 Wall Street Reactions.
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Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliché. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. These are the TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs.
Grandmas are usually defined by their sweetness, frailty and willingness to give us free Werther’s Originals candy. But not all grannies…these are the TOP 10 Bad Ass Grandmas
There are certain songs like “Sexual Healing” or “I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal” that can make the difference in your sexual encounters. But as well as songs like these can set the mood for a fantastic night of making the beast with two backs, there are songs that can ruin everything and there aren’t enough appletini’s in the world to get her juices flowing after that. These are The TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood.
Once you find out that this overpriced science project isn’t going to do anything “cool” or destroy the world, it kind of loses its luster. Other than giving scientists nerd-boners, this thing is just going to smash some particles and make a very tiny mess that will be picked apart and studied some more. But if I had it my way, these would be the TOP 10 Things The Large Hadron Collider Should Do.
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