- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: May 31,2009
So North Korea doesn’t like to be told what it can and can’t do. Neither do 5-year-olds. But then, 5-year-olds don’t have access to nuclear weapons so it’s okay to let them have their hissy-fits. It’s totally not okay for a grown country to be shooting off missiles like they’re a bunch of Mexicans with pistolas having a “Fiesta” on Cinco de Mayo. To help keep the world a safer place, these are my suggestions for the TOP 10 Other Things North Korea Can Do To Piss Off The World.
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I know I’m going to take a hit to my “Man Cred” but I watched American Idol this season. Um…my gorgeous Swedish bikini model girlfriend and her twin sister made me. While being “forced” to watch I discovered “Glambert” and from that point on I knew he was going to win. Well, he didn’t win. But now he doesn’t have to put out an American Idol controlled album so it kind of worked out for him anyway. Instead of going solo and starting a career from scratch, I thought it would be a better idea for him to just take the reigns of a former band and restore them to glory. These are my TOP 10 bands that should bring in Adam Lambert.
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: May 1,2009
Sure, scientists may tell you that the “Swine Flu”, or H1N1 as they like to call it, is just another type of flu virus. But I think there is something far more sinister behind it. Today, I will give you my theories on what I call, The TOP 10 Possible Origins of the Swine Flu.
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I got this idea from Plinky.com, a site where they ask you a daily question and you answer it however you like. The task for the day was to write a haiku on the last movie you saw…so I wrote one, then another and another. It was addicting. Instead of writing 10 of them on Plinky, I decided to do the rest here for you guys. Hope you enjoy my TOP 10 MOVIE HAIKUS (from movies I’ve watched in the past couple months, don’t judge me).
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Tech
- Date: Apr 14,2009
I know I’ve been gone awhile but all it took was being all lazy and watching basic cable to become inspired enough to get back into writing these TOP 10 lists. What inspired me? The Dolphin Boat also known as…The Seabreacher might be the coolest thing since Jet Skis and F-14 Tomcats and I want one. Check out the video and you will most likely agree that these are the TOP 10 reasons I want a Dolphin Boat.
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