10: MACH 5
Sure, it started as a cartoon but some really cool guy decided this needed to exist in the real world.
9: ECTO-1
Who am I gonna call? The dealership to see if they have any of these on the lot.
8: BUMBLEBEE
I’m glad VW didn’t want to be a part of the Transformers movie because Bumblebee never looked so cool.
7: DELOREAN TIME MACHINE
Not so much for the car but for the possibilities of screwing with the timeline.
6: MAD MAX INTERCEPTOR
This car just makes me want to crash into other motorists.
5: BANDITS’ TRANS AM
Roadblocks, Shmoadblocks…Run em’
4: A-TEAM VAN
I pity the fool who doesn’t put this on the list.
3: GENERAL LEE
Making it really really difficult to get into a car since 1979.
2: BATMOBILE
If a Superhero needed a car…this would be the Luxury model.
1: K.I.T.T.
It’s an intelligent car with weapons and cool moving lights under the hood that you can call on with a watch. End of story.
- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Jul 13,2007
10: WILFORD BRIMLEY
Got the Walrus Stache going on but still a pimp.
9: GERALDO RIVERA
A chair broke his nose but his mustache stayed flawless.
8: BIKER from the VILLAGE PEOPLE
Keeping straight guys straight since the 1970’s.
7: SALVADOR DALI
The power behind his art is definitely hidden in this mustache.
6: LEMMY from MOTORHEAD
This mustache lets him pull chicks even with the nasty growths on his face. That’s Stache Power!
5: HULK HOGAN
Mustachamania is running wild! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins and maybe someday you’ll have a bitchin’ stache like this.
4: RON JEREMY
He might not be the inventor of the Porn Stache but he has definately improved on it. Proof that chicks dig it.
3: TOM SELLECK
Tom’s hair follicles literally drip machismo. He could probably trade a single hair for a Trans Am, that’s how cool his mustache is.
2: BURT REYNOLDS
It takes a serious mustache to automatically be the first person that pops into someone’s head when mentioned.
Burt = Mustache!
1: CHUCK NORRIS
You may be saying, “Wait, thats a beard…he can’t be in this list!” but you’d be a damned fool.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.
His mustache has overpowered the rest of his facial hair and claimed the entire face as it’s own.
And it deflects bullets.
And woos the ladies.
And cures cancer.
