10: KORN
This was almost a 3-way tie with the Black Eyed Peas and Red Hot Chili Peppers but Korn thought by changing the spelling they could get away with it. Not gonna happen my friend.
9: PINK FLOYD
I know I’m attacking a legendary band but all I can think of when I hear their name is a gay barber working in Mayberry.
8: TEST ICICLES
Oh I get it, testicles. Wait. Why would you want to be named testicles?
7: ARCTIC MONKEYS
I’m pretty sure the arctic doesn’t even have monkeys.
6: PEARL JAM
Pearl Jam’s original name was “Mookie Blaylock” after the basketball player of the same name. Due to trademark issues they changed their name to something I can only refer to as “The worst compliment to peanut butter ever”.
5: DEF LEPPARD
All spelling errors aside, why name your band with the word deaf in it? You’re just asking the teasing to commence.
4: THE MR.T EXPERIENCE
What’s next, The Chuck Norris Experiment?
3: HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
Screw you, Darius…I’m calling you Hootie for life. You asked for it.
2: LIMP BIZKIT
I take it back. It’s much better than Flaccid Wang.
1: BUTTHOLE SURFERS
They almost went with “Brown Reason to Live and Pee Pee the Sailor” and I’d almost suggest that would have been the better name.
- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Aug 15,2007
10: SNOOP DOGG DOLL
The Dogfather probably wouldn’t have made the list if it weren’t for the outfit. That’s bad…even for a pimp.
9: GEORGE BUSH DOLL
G.I. Oh No.
8: SONNY BONO DOLL
Skis not included.
7: KELLY OSBOURNE DOLL
OH PLEASE GOD NO….it talks.
6: JOHN TRAVOLTA DOLL
“Oh like wow, I’m a doll…fuhgettaboutit.”
5: MR. T DOLL
I pity the kid who got this doll instead of the action figure.
4: ROSIE O’DONNELL DOLL
All you need is a Trump doll and a WWE Wrestling Ring and this toy could be fun.
3: VANILLA ICE DOLL
Word to your mother…for buying this ridiculously bad doll.
2: GAY BOB DOLL
Nothing against a gay doll but this thing is giving homosexuals a bad name with it’s fashion sense. And really, it’s not for “EVERYONE”.
1: HITLER DOLL
Blonde hair, blue eyes…Ken would make the perfect Second in Command.
I know one thing. I’m taking the left over money from my student loans next semester and buying that damn Mr. T doll off eBay or using extra Christmas cash if I get it. Someone stole mine a long time ago and I’ve always wanted another one.
- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Tech
- Date: Aug 9,2007
10: PIMPBOT 5000
Pimpbot 5000 from the Conan O’Brien Show
9: JOHNNY 5
Johnny 5 from Short Circuit
8: FEMBOT
Fembot from Austin Powers
7: IG-88
IG-88 from Star Wars
6: ROBBY
Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet
5: THE GUNSLINGER
The Gunslinger from Westworld
4: TERMINATOR T-800
The T-800 from Terminator
3: OPTIMUS PRIME
Optimus Prime from Transformers
2: CYLON
Cylon from Battlestar Galactica
1: BENDER
Bender from Futurama
- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Aug 8,2007
10: SALAD ICE CREAM
This is the sorriest excuse for “Eating Healthy” that I’ve ever heard of. I wonder if the Ice Cream is Ranch flavored?
9: BACON ICE CREAM
Being a fan of bacon, this is probably one of the only ones I’d try. And then instantly regret it.
8: GARLIC ICE CREAM
Could be worse. I mean it could be blood flavored.
7: CHILI PEPPER ICE CREAM
If this is too hot to eat and you need something to cool off, where do you go from here?
6: SQUID INK ICE CREAM
Any thing that was originally a creatures’ defense against being eaten, probably shouldn’t be eaten.
5: CHICKEN FRIED STEAK ICE CREAM
Sounds delicious. If served separately.
4: PIT VIPER ICE CREAM
I couldn’t tell you if this stuff is venomous, but really..why risk it?
3: OX TONGUE ICE CREAM
Never eat an Ice Cream that can “Make Out” with you.
2: NATURAL VIAGRA ICE CREAM
It wouldn’t be HARD to make a joke about this ice cream. But I’m above doing something like that.
1: RAW HORSEFLESH ICE CREAM
Many things are wrong in just the name alone. Ask yourself this. Would you eat “Raw Anything” Ice Cream? How about “Horse Ice Cream”? “Flesh Ice Cream”? Put em’ all together and I believe you have the single most disturbing Ice Cream flavor ever.
- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Aug 7,2007
10: Giant Beltbuckles
Buckles have no purpose other than for looks. And if you want to draw that much attention to your crotch…stop wearing pants.
9: White Guy Doo-Rags
White guys wear bandanas, that’s just how it works. You don’t wear turbans do ya? Stop biting other people’s styles.
8: Club Shirts
Designer T-shirts? It’s a t-shirt. If Louis Vuitton made flip-flops and ear-muffs would you be wearing those to the club?
7: High Socks w/ Shorts
Please tell me this is just an homage to your grandfather who made his fortune selling tube socks.
6: Sweater Vest
I can understand this if you were born with no arms because then there would be no need to keep just your torso warm.
5: Extra, extra long shirts
The only plus to wearing extremely long shirts is if you crap your pants, you can either use the extra material for toilet paper or pretend you are making Man-Dresses fashionable.
4: Popped Collar
Some animals in nature have a sign they can display to show other animals what they are feeling or what they want. This is the equivalent of an animal screaming at the top of their lungs, “I’m a DOUCHEBAG!”. I’m sure they used their entire student loan to pay for their polos.
3: The Sag
The only thing I can think of that would be reasonable for sagging is if you had a bad case of anal leakage and didn’t want to ruin your new Levis.
2: One-legging It
It’s as bad as wearing only one strap on your overalls, and just as stupid.
1: The Guido
Thank you for confirming the fact that you have disgusting chest hair. Because I’m sure that’s all anyone wanted to know.
