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Yes, these are painful to look at. I’d recommend getting these out of your mind by looking at some pictures of puppies or some hot nude photos. Also, check out my friends new sports rumors website. She’s a hot drunk chick who loves baseball.
The Robot Kitchen in Hong Kong has automated their wait staff by using three robot waiters. I’ll tell you this much, they better not mess up my order or I’m giving them a magnet as a tip.
The Snøhulebaren or Snow Cave Bar in Norway doesn’t offer much in the way of food but you won’t care because all you’d be interested in is the Hot Blackcurrent Juice with Vodka when you have a seat on the “snow barstools”.
Hadaka Sushi in Los Angeles offers Nyotaimori which is the art of serving sushi on a naked womans’ body. I wonder if there’s a five second rule if you drop a California Roll on her crotch?
Not for people with a phobia of heights, Dinner in the Sky lifts it’s diner 50 meters in the air over a variety of scenic views. Sometimes accompanied by a band or piano on it’s own crane. I guess there is no excusing yourself to use the restroom at this dinner.
Have you ever had a beer so good that you say to yourself, “Man, I’d like to bathe in this!”. Probably not, but if you have, the Chodovar Beer Spa in the Czech Republic will accommodate you.
Who loves delicious animal reproductive organs, raise your hand! You’ll get plenty at this place in Beijing because that’s all they serve. Now who ordered the dog’s penis garnished with a plum?
No, the picture isn’t missing. That’s all you’ll see if you dine at O’Noir. A restaurant that serves you in the dark, sometimes with a blind waitstaff. Pray they don’t have a pest problem.
What’s more comfortable than sitting on a porcelain throne? Lot’s of things but that’s not what they offer here at W-Duckin Portugal.
A fantasy tavern for Hobbits, or at least those who resemble Hobbits. The owners and entire staff are little people who have a reputation as a great bar for live music. But this place isn’t located in Middle Earth. It’s in Manila.
Gender Illusionists. That is the most creative way I’ve ever heard to describe that your waitress is tucking her wiener between her legs. If you don’t know what you’re walking into when you go to this restaurant in San Francisco, you will be in for a serious surprise.
I know everyone is a mullet hater out there because it’s cool to hate mullets even though it’s even cooler to idolize Chuck Norris who also happens to have a mullet. Mullets really are bad though so I will let you have your Ten Spot.
The hairstyle that never lets you rest your head on anything and ruins all of your clothing. Oh, and it smells. Where is the logic in this style?
For a leader of a country who’s spent over 20 Million on stockpiling Mercedes Benzs’, you’d think he could drop a couple bucks on a bottle of gel or mousse or anything really?
I never got it. I didn’t really care for it when the chicks did it either. I’m just gonna guess it was some big campaign worked up by the hairspray industry who cut a deal with the music industry. They made alot of money and then walked away without ever mentioning it again.
Screw you. I am not following the general public and making this number one. Yeah, it’s bad but thousands of businessmen sport this horrible hairdo on a daily basis. It’s staying at six.
This is for females only because we all know Vin Diesel pulls it off flawlessly. Guys don’t like it when you cut your hair. Period. So therefore cutting it ALL off is probably the worst thing you could do.
I’ve done this on many occasions. When I get out of the shower and I’m combing my hair. But then I fix it and leave the house looking like a normal person.
Oh Vanilla. I’m thinking you actually like it when people make fun of you. My guess is he was going for the “Ken” look so he might score his own plastic chick with humanly impossible body measurements.
There is a reason why you didn’t see college kids running around with Kid’s hairstyle after House Party came out in theaters. It’s F’ing Stupid! So get a student loans to help pay for a haircut.
Yes, this is my number one Bad Hair choice. Phil Spector has the same hairstyle as my aunt Marlene. And I’m sure it’s a giant fireball just waiting to happen if he uses as many cans of Aquanet as my dear aunt.
Don’t be cheap. Buy the real stuff. Grabbing a bottle of maple syrup or Elmer’s glue in the heat of the moment can really make things…sticky.
Twister can be fun. Maybe even naked charades. Paintball is a bad idea.
Sock puppets are not hot. Not even if you are doing it “hands free”.
Video taping your lovemaking is fine. But a film crew might be too much.
This ain’t Tijuana so keep the donkey out of it!
Sure you may want to try a threesome one day but inviting people is tricky and you don’t want to allow the wrong person into the bedroom. You know, like Screech from Saved by the Bell or that guy from Just Shoot Me.
If she dresses as a French Maid for you, thats acceptable, not to mention really awesome. But if you wear the French Maid costume, count on actually cleaning the place because you aren’t getting any.
Role-playing is a good idea once in awhile, but not when you are using the same character from your D&D meetings. “I cast a +3 Boobie Fondle on my Gloves of HornDawg.” says the level 41 Wang Knight.
Do not say “Would you like my Jell-O pudding pop?” in a bad Bill Cosby impression. Especially if you’re some white guy named Steve.
If you need to kickstart it, it doesn’t belong in your bedroom…let alone your partner.