Top 10 List

TOP 10 Reasons I Don’t Want To Be Country

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Humor
Date: Apr 8,2008

Every one is a part of a group be it urban, emo, or metal. But there is one group I will never be a part of… COUNTRY! Read the rest of this entry »

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TOP 10 Diseases That Would Make A Better World

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Off Beat
Date: Apr 4,2008

10. Aqua-Intox

A mental disorder that causes you to suffer the effects of liquor no matter what you are drinking.

“Happy hour, every hour!”

9. Spontaneous Invisibility

Random bouts of dissappearing.

“Its like a world of magicians without all the douchiness.”

8. Visible Flatulence (random colors)

Colorful, gaseous fumes from the rectum.

“Your farts are purple! Awesome.”

7. Explosive Perspiration

The sudden blast of sweat from all pores.

“I am so sorry about dinner, my Explosive Perspiration is acting up again.”

6. GlowSkin

A skin disease that causes all areas of the epidermis to glow brightly in the dark.

“Hey, invite Jim to the rave…he’s got GlowSkin!”

5. Irritable Jowel Syndrome

The uncontrollable jaw movement that makes the sufferer resemble those wind-up chattering teeth.

“Chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit…”

4. Sporadic Miniaturism

The temporary sudden reduction in complete body size.

Carnie – “You must be this tall to ride this ride.”

Next in Line Person – “Give me a minute, my Sporadic Miniaturism just kicked in.”

3. Autoregenerative Comestible Mucilaginous Tongue

A disease that transforms the patients tongue into an edible, gummi-like food that regenerates over time and can be the source of continuous nourishment.

“A peesh of pie? O anks…I gush ay mah kung.”

2. Upper-Torso Body-Morphomania

The mental condition that allows a female to control her upper body measurements simply by thought.

Wife – “Honey, should I go as an A-cup or a B-cup tonight?”

Husband – “D.”

1. Eldorado Fecal Expulsion Syndrome

The ability to defecate a soft metal with the same purities of gold.

“Money, yeah I got money. I crap gold, son…WHAT!”

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More Geek Top Tens

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Off Beat
Date: Feb 19,2008

If you liked the last Top Ten list then you might just like this blog I found.

While it’s not a traditional “Top Ten” list, I found it funny and there is technically 10 examples.

Click here to see GeekStudents’ “Can you be a full-blown geek if…?”

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TOP 10 Gifts for a Geek on Valentines Day

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Tech
Date: Feb 14,2008

10. 20-sided Heart Dice.

9. Princess Leia Bed Sheets

8. Vibrating Cylon

7. Romantic Evening on a Wookie Skin Rug

6. The One Ring (Intimate Version)

5. A Nexus-6 Basic Pleasure Model Replicant Love Doll

4. Harry Potter Romance Novel

3. A Joystick

2. Death Star Gag Ball

1. Epic Love Armor

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Top 10 Websites You Probably Never Heard Of But Should

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Off Beat
Date: Feb 4,2008

10: FunnyOrDie.com

All those funny Will Ferrell videos? Yeah, you can find those here. Find out more about the Pearl the Landlord.

9: ShootTheStupid.com

Stories, pictures and videos about stupid people.

8: EmoStudent.com

Disguised to be an Emo website it’s clearly a spoof site used to poke fun. I especially liked the poetry.

7: LoanMeYourSister.com

So it seems that this guy will loan you things in exchange for your sister though he never says what his intentions are. Also funny russian related videos.