Hold out your hands. Now, wish into one hand, and poop in the other. Which one filled up first? You’ll have the same amount of luck when it comes to getting your hands on these gadgets.
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With video games becoming a multi billion dollar industry, more and more people are getting into gaming. With the increase in gamers there is also increases in douchebaggery… The only logical reaction is to stab these “gamers” in the face with a controller. This is the “TOP 10 Online Gamers I’d Like To Stab in the Face with a Controller”.
10. 20-sided Heart Dice.
9. Princess Leia Bed Sheets
8. Vibrating Cylon
7. Romantic Evening on a Wookie Skin Rug
6. The One Ring (Intimate Version)
5. A Nexus-6 Basic Pleasure Model Replicant Love Doll
4. Harry Potter Romance Novel
3. A Joystick
2. Death Star Gag Ball
1. Epic Love Armor
Top 10 Alternatives to the Wii this Christmas
With the Nintendo Wii being the HOT item for the second year in a row I thought it would be helpful to pick 10 items that will get you as much enjoyment out of the holidays as the popular home entertainment system that just happens to be sold out everywhere and extremely hard to find without paying 300% more than the retail price.
A dog in an afro is 10 times funnier than anything Mario has ever done.
I’m pretty sure this toaster has the same power and graphic capabilities as the Wii, but can the Wii make toast?
The Wii has games like Guitar Hero and Rockstar, but acoustics are so much better in the shower.
Can the Wii make you feel better about yourself? Can it pull off a mohawk and gold chains? Hell…the Wii couldn’t even support a game starring Mr. T without it overloading because awesomeness can’t be measured in gigabytes.
Hey, sometimes the chicks want Fast and the Furious in the bedroom.
Having kids is back-breaking work. Protect yourself. Plus…if your wife isn’t gonna call you a stallion, at least someone will.
It’s the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. And if you can convince the receiver that this Herpes is cute, maybe they won’t mind as much when those real ones start to show. The Wii doesn’t have any STD’s.
The gift of life (in yarn form). Priceless.
No mugger/rapist/door to door salesmen wants to be touched by a stungun, let alone a tampon. So it’s double effective. “Tampon Stungun” is also coincidentally the name of my new band that I haven’t formed yet.
When I think about pickles, yodeling and electronics…actually I’ve never thought about all those things at once. Which is exactly why this might be the best gift ever invented and clearly better than the Wii.
I hope I’ve given you all some hope during this stressful holiday season and given you plenty of options. So get out there and buy these presents for your loved ones. Stop looking for the Wii and be original for once. They will love you for it.
Merry Christmas!
-Admin
(Now maybe I can get a Wii for myself.)
P.S. to the haters, complainers and everyone else, the images here were found by Google Image search and not all of them are even real products. If you see something here that should be linked or you would like to be linked, just drop me an email at wordtoyour@gmail.com thanks
Pimpbot 5000 from the Conan O’Brien Show
Johnny 5 from Short Circuit
Fembot from Austin Powers
IG-88 from Star Wars
Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet
The Gunslinger from Westworld
The T-800 from Terminator
Optimus Prime from Transformers
Cylon from Battlestar Galactica
Bender from Futurama