I know I’ve been gone awhile but all it took was being all lazy and watching basic cable to become inspired enough to get back into writing these TOP 10 lists. What inspired me? The Dolphin Boat also known as…The Seabreacher might be the coolest thing since Jet Skis and F-14 Tomcats and I want one. Check out the video and you will most likely agree that these are the TOP 10 reasons I want a Dolphin Boat.
Once you find out that this overpriced science project isn’t going to do anything “cool” or destroy the world, it kind of loses its luster. Other than giving scientists nerd-boners, this thing is just going to smash some particles and make a very tiny mess that will be picked apart and studied some more. But if I had it my way, these would be the TOP 10 Things The Large Hadron Collider Should Do.
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Hold out your hands. Now, wish into one hand, and poop in the other. Which one filled up first? You’ll have the same amount of luck when it comes to getting your hands on these gadgets.
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With video games becoming a multi billion dollar industry, more and more people are getting into gaming. With the increase in gamers there is also increases in douchebaggery… The only logical reaction is to stab these “gamers” in the face with a controller. This is the “TOP 10 Online Gamers I’d Like To Stab in the Face with a Controller”.
10. 20-sided Heart Dice.
9. Princess Leia Bed Sheets
8. Vibrating Cylon
7. Romantic Evening on a Wookie Skin Rug
6. The One Ring (Intimate Version)
5. A Nexus-6 Basic Pleasure Model Replicant Love Doll
4. Harry Potter Romance Novel
3. A Joystick
2. Death Star Gag Ball
1. Epic Love Armor
