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10. Aqua-Intox
A mental disorder that causes you to suffer the effects of liquor no matter what you are drinking.
“Happy hour, every hour!”
9. Spontaneous Invisibility
Random bouts of dissappearing.
“Its like a world of magicians without all the douchiness.”
8. Visible Flatulence (random colors)
Colorful, gaseous fumes from the rectum.
“Your farts are purple! Awesome.”
7. Explosive Perspiration
The sudden blast of sweat from all pores.
“I am so sorry about dinner, my Explosive Perspiration is acting up again.”
6. GlowSkin
A skin disease that causes all areas of the epidermis to glow brightly in the dark.
“Hey, invite Jim to the rave…he’s got GlowSkin!”
5. Irritable Jowel Syndrome
The uncontrollable jaw movement that makes the sufferer resemble those wind-up chattering teeth.
“Chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit-chit…”
4. Sporadic Miniaturism
The temporary sudden reduction in complete body size.
Carnie – “You must be this tall to ride this ride.”
Next in Line Person – “Give me a minute, my Sporadic Miniaturism just kicked in.”
3. Autoregenerative Comestible Mucilaginous Tongue
A disease that transforms the patients tongue into an edible, gummi-like food that regenerates over time and can be the source of continuous nourishment.
“A peesh of pie? O anks…I gush ay mah kung.”
2. Upper-Torso Body-Morphomania
The mental condition that allows a female to control her upper body measurements simply by thought.
Wife – “Honey, should I go as an A-cup or a B-cup tonight?”
Husband – “D.”
1. Eldorado Fecal Expulsion Syndrome
The ability to defecate a soft metal with the same purities of gold.
“Money, yeah I got money. I crap gold, son…WHAT!”
If you liked the last Top Ten list then you might just like this blog I found.
While it’s not a traditional “Top Ten” list, I found it funny and there is technically 10 examples.
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