- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: May 31,2009
So North Korea doesn’t like to be told what it can and can’t do. Neither do 5-year-olds. But then, 5-year-olds don’t have access to nuclear weapons so it’s okay to let them have their hissy-fits. It’s totally not okay for a grown country to be shooting off missiles like they’re a bunch of Mexicans with pistolas having a “Fiesta” on Cinco de Mayo. To help keep the world a safer place, these are my suggestions for the TOP 10 Other Things North Korea Can Do To Piss Off The World.
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: May 1,2009
Sure, scientists may tell you that the “Swine Flu”, or H1N1 as they like to call it, is just another type of flu virus. But I think there is something far more sinister behind it. Today, I will give you my theories on what I call, The TOP 10 Possible Origins of the Swine Flu.
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: Sep 29,2008
Today the Dow Jones index fell over 750 points after the House rejected a $700 billion dollar bailout package. With Wall Street taking it’s biggest hit in history, it should be easy to understand why hundreds of grown men are crying in unison as if they all just watched Old Yeller for the first time. These are the TOP 10 Wall Street Reactions.
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: Sep 24,2008
Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliché. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. These are the TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs.
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- Author: Top 10 Kid
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: Sep 19,2008
Grandmas are usually defined by their sweetness, frailty and willingness to give us free Werther’s Originals candy. But not all grannies…these are the TOP 10 Bad Ass Grandmas
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