There are certain songs like “Sexual Healing” or “I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal” that can make the difference in your sexual encounters. But as well as songs like these can set the mood for a fantastic night of making the beast with two backs, there are songs that can ruin everything and there aren’t enough appletini’s in the world to get her juices flowing after that. These are The TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood.
Weddings. The joining of two people in the name of love, better tax benefits and lower insurance rates. Everything leading up to the big day is going just fine until you see the article in you local paper. This is when you find you and your future spouse on the list for the TOP 10 Worst Named Wedding Announcements.
Things have been going pretty well so I guess it’s time to piss off the ladies and make them call me names and accuse me of being a chauvenist while I express my opinion about the TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do.
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Everyone loves quoting movies, but you can’t just quote any movie at any time. In the heat of passion you should choose your words carefully. Something like, “Me so horny. Me love you long time” is bound to do the trick because the last thing you want to do is spout off one of these famous quotes while in bed with someone you care about.
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Some people have claimed to seen the image of Jesus in many things ranging from toast to bed stains. There have been reports of all 50 states being found in the form of Corn Flakes. I’m pretty sure Robert Downey Jr. once appeared on an episode of the C.O.P.S. television program. But this might be the first time ever that an entire 10-piece order of McNugget has shown the same miraculous power.