Everyone loves quoting movies, but you can’t just quote any movie at any time. In the heat of passion you should choose your words carefully. Something like, “Me so horny. Me love you long time” is bound to do the trick because the last thing you want to do is spout off one of these famous quotes while in bed with someone you care about.
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Some people have claimed to seen the image of Jesus in many things ranging from toast to bed stains. There have been reports of all 50 states being found in the form of Corn Flakes. I’m pretty sure Robert Downey Jr. once appeared on an episode of the C.O.P.S. television program. But this might be the first time ever that an entire 10-piece order of McNugget has shown the same miraculous power.
STD, or Sexually Transmitted Disease is an an unfortunate reality that many people have to live with in today’s world. Seventy million Americans, or every fourth person, has an STD. That includes Super Heroes.
After cashing in your stocks, foreclosing on your house and filing for bankruptcy, here are ten things you can do with your Economic Stimulus Payment. Read the rest of this entry »
2008 is a decent year for movies but they still haven’t met my criteria for “Best Movie Year Ever”, so here are a few things I’d like to see in 2009. Read the rest of this entry »
