TOP 10 “That’s What She Said” Moments in Star Wars
10. “Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”
9. “I never knew I had it in me.”
8. “Hey, point that thing someplace else!”
7. “You got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Back door huh? Good Idea.”
5. “Look at the size of that thing!”
4. “Get in there you big, smelly oaf. I don’t care what you smell.”
3. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
2. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
1. “Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?”
10: KORN
This was almost a 3-way tie with the Black Eyed Peas and Red Hot Chili Peppers but Korn thought by changing the spelling they could get away with it. Not gonna happen my friend.
9: PINK FLOYD
I know I’m attacking a legendary band but all I can think of when I hear their name is a gay barber working in Mayberry.
8: TEST ICICLES
Oh I get it, testicles. Wait. Why would you want to be named testicles?
7: ARCTIC MONKEYS
I’m pretty sure the arctic doesn’t even have monkeys.
6: PEARL JAM
Pearl Jam’s original name was “Mookie Blaylock” after the basketball player of the same name. Due to trademark issues they changed their name to something I can only refer to as “The worst compliment to peanut butter ever”.
5: DEF LEPPARD
All spelling errors aside, why name your band with the word deaf in it? You’re just asking the teasing to commence.
4: THE MR.T EXPERIENCE
What’s next, The Chuck Norris Experiment?
3: HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
Screw you, Darius…I’m calling you Hootie for life. You asked for it.
2: LIMP BIZKIT
I take it back. It’s much better than Flaccid Wang.
1: BUTTHOLE SURFERS
They almost went with “Brown Reason to Live and Pee Pee the Sailor” and I’d almost suggest that would have been the better name.
10: MACH 5
Sure, it started as a cartoon but some really cool guy decided this needed to exist in the real world.
9: ECTO-1
Who am I gonna call? The dealership to see if they have any of these on the lot.
8: BUMBLEBEE
I’m glad VW didn’t want to be a part of the Transformers movie because Bumblebee never looked so cool.
7: DELOREAN TIME MACHINE
Not so much for the car but for the possibilities of screwing with the timeline.
6: MAD MAX INTERCEPTOR
This car just makes me want to crash into other motorists.
5: BANDITS’ TRANS AM
Roadblocks, Shmoadblocks…Run em’
4: A-TEAM VAN
I pity the fool who doesn’t put this on the list.
3: GENERAL LEE
Making it really really difficult to get into a car since 1979.
2: BATMOBILE
If a Superhero needed a car…this would be the Luxury model.
1: K.I.T.T.
It’s an intelligent car with weapons and cool moving lights under the hood that you can call on with a watch. End of story.
