Top 10 Apparel Items You Should Never Wear in Public

• Author: kryan
• Filed under: Humor
• Date: Dec 7,2009

We’ve all seen it. The 50-year-old woman dressing like her granddaughter. The clueless tourist with the knee socks. Here are the top 10 most hideous items you should be slapped for wearing outside the house.

10. The Bluetooth D-Bag

Are you on the phone? Are you talking to me? Oh well, you aren’t important enough for me to care.

9. Your Dad’s 70’s Suit

Tell Dad it was a nice gesture but you won’t ever live the dance down if you go wearing that. Suggest your dad upgrade his wardrobe and make a nice donation to Goodwill.

 8. Spandex

It’s not cool. It never was. Only Lance Armstrong can pull it off, and you are not Lance Armstrong.

7. Fanny Packs

All the fanny pack does is weigh you down and tell the world you’re one big Goober.

6. Political T-Shirts

Nothing makes you look less fun and interesting than an anti-presidential T-shirt. If you like to repel other people, then I recommend getting one.

5. Emo

No one feels your emotional pain. Maybe it’s because everyone is too busy laughing.

4. Jorts

Unless you’re a Florida Gators fan, you needn’t wear these.

3. The Snuggie

It may look warm, but most people assume you’re a cult member. Do you really need to be told this shouldn’t be worn at the game?

2. Socks with Sandals

Did you not understand the concept of sandals when you bought them? Unless you headline a German polka band on the side, let’s save the clean socks for when you wear shoes.

1. Speedos

At no point should you ever be talked into wearing one of these. You may think you’re turning heads, but in actuality, you’re ruining appetites.