Top 10 bad million dollar websites
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Sep 30,2009
There are countless websites out there trying to strike it rich. Most of the ideas are crap and the other half are crap too… But these ten websites combined crap and luck and made millions!
This site produces fake wish bones, yes FAKE WISH BONES. This is by far the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, but you know what it works. In 2006 sales reached over a million dollars, the question is who has one? Probably my mother and all her friends and bunko.
TruGamerz no longer runs a website but when they did they were making so much buzz that they sold their products to both Walmart and Target. What was their product you ask? Cloth covers for your gamer controlers to increase comfort and reduce blisters, now only if I had on of these for spank time no more blisters.
The name says it all, the site sells expensive diaper bags for moms with nothing better to do than waste money on their kids and apparently they have millions to waste. Like in the movie rounders “It’s immoral to let a sucker keep his money.”
You got AIDS? You like to bang? Of course you do, that’s probably why you have AIDS, right? Well why not bang other people with STDS like you. Postive dating is a dating site for people with STDS. I personally think this is a great idea, makes the whole akward ” I have a fatal std” talk so much easier.
Create a deck of cards featuring exercise routines, and sell it online for $18.95. Sounds like a disaster idea to me. But former Navy SEAL and fitness instructor Phil Black reported last year sales of $4.7 million. Surely beats what military pays.
Who doesn’t need to a crappy antenna ball for there car? Dropping your car value is fun and exciting, oh and it looks great too. Antenna balls.com sells you guessed it antenna balls and makes a killing do it. Dont’ be jealous that you didnt think of it.
LaserMonks.com is a for-profit subsidiary of the Cistercian Abbey of Our Lady of Spring Bank, an eight-monk monastery in the hills of Monroe County, 90 miles northwest of Madison. Yeah, real monks refilling your cartridges. Hallelujah! Their 2005 sales were $2.5 million! Praise the Lord.
Fat mom’s around the world have this site bookmarked. What is better than ding dons and pint of chunky monkey? A dog wearing glasses thats what! If you’ll notice on their site there is only one dog wearing glasses, that’s because they could only find one dog that wouldn’t flip shit wearing them!
Like to lie to small children? Well, then this the site for you. This site lets your children believe that they are sending a real letter to Santa and they will get one back too. Great idea and by definition this is a total scam, after all there not really getting a letter are they. Oh and if any children are reading this, this is all a dream.
Some times simple is perfect and what is more simple then selling a million pixesl to a few suckers at a dollar a piece? Million dollar home page contains one million pixels, each of which cost a dollar. Some dirty brit was able to convince enough people that this was a good idea that he actually sold all 1 million pixels. Damn i’m jealous.
4 Responses for "Top 10 bad million dollar websites"
I must insist doggles are not stupid. In fact they are greatly needed by our troops’ dogs in war zones overseas. Here’s a pic: http://military.smugmug.com/Military/Military-K-9s/796363_2R7CT/1/35378418_wFYG4#35378418_wFYG4
I encourage people to donate http://www.militaryworkingdogs.com/index.shtml because these doggles do help. They keep the sand out of the dog’s eyes, and the dogs of course keep the soldiers alive. I may be a fat mom but I’m also a patriot and I genuinely love dogs. I tend to think making fun of that is way more stupid than any of these web sites. I hope in the future you can keep your head out of your ass enough that you don’t insult what is apparently supposed to be your target audience, (Given that this page has been stumbled to me.) It might help, after all. Do you realize what a huge segment of the market is fat moms? Do you realize how much money fat moms spend in the US? Some research might make the next post more interesting too.
Good luck with that.
Although somewhat annoying, it must not be that “Bad” if it was a million dollar idea…
the only reason jenni is so upset is because she totally had a case of ding dongs and some chunky monkey sitting next to her as she read this list…plus she has doggles as her homepage
BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA (Brian’s Comment)
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