TOP 10 Possible Origins of the Swine Flu

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Off Beat
• Date: May 1,2009

Sure, scientists may tell you that the “Swine Flu”, or H1N1 as they like to call it, is just another type of flu virus. But I think there is something far more sinister behind it. Today, I will give you my theories on what I call, The TOP 10 Possible Origins of the Swine Flu.

10. Inter-species Relations

The disturbing love affair between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy has bothered people for generations. If the relationship was nothing more than a Lohan/Ronson attention-getter, it would be one thing, but I believe the completely unnatural sex between the two could have been the cause of the Swine Flu.

9. Smuggling

Those ain’t oranges he’s bringing into the country.

8. Spider-Pig

The Simpsons did it.

7. Rosie O’Donnell

The only thing she’s given us.

6. Imported Pig Sushi

Stick to the California Rolls.

5. Mutation

I blame the popularity of Wolverine.

4. Evil Super-Villains

Dr. Snout Von Oink  is the most likely suspect.

3. Wendy’s

Almost too obvious.

2. Recently released pig inmates

It’s common knowledge that diseases pass between many convicted criminals who share needles for tattooing and drugs inside most penitentiaries.

1. Wild Hogs

Seeing as I got all the symptoms of Swine Flu after watching this movie (headache, chills, fever, vomiting and diarrhea), it’s probably safe to say that this is where it all got started.