TOP 10 Movie Haikus

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Entertainment
• Date: Apr 17,2009

I got this idea from Plinky.com, a site where they ask you a daily question and you answer it however you like. The task for the day was to write a haiku on the last movie you saw…so I wrote one, then another and another. It was addicting. Instead of writing 10 of them on Plinky, I decided to do the rest here for you guys. Hope you enjoy my TOP 10 MOVIE HAIKUS (from movies I’ve watched in the past couple months, don’t judge me).

10. THE PUNISHER: WARZONE

Frank Castle is mad

The Italians are at fault

He will kill them all

9. THE WRESTLER*

Wrestler paid his dues

But they didn’t pay him back

Fuck it, let’s Ram Jam

* from Haiku Movie Review

8. STAR WARS

I’m just a farmer

The Princess is a hottie

Hey Sis, let’s make out

7. X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

Grr, I’m Wolverine

Oh yeah, well I’m Sabertooth

Weren’t you taller?

6. FAST AND  FURIOUS

Thats right, we are back

Did anyone miss us though?

Don’t matter, we’re rich

5. SHAUN OF THE DEAD

You got red on you

Don’t forget to kill Phillip

But dogs can look up

4. IN BRUGE

Girlfriend is in love

Makes me hate Colin Ferrell

Hey, this doesn’t suck

3. SHOWGIRLS

YAY, stripper movie

Jessie Spano gets naked

Wish it was Kelly

2. THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR

Mummies, dragons and

Abominable snowmen

Together at last

1. INTO THE BLUE

Jessica Alba

Shows her ass through whole movie

Best Movie Ever