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TOP 10 New Career Choices For Kimbo Slice

  • Author: Top 10 Kid
  • Filed under: Sports
  • Date: Oct 22,2008

With the embarrassing 14 second knockout by a lesser known MMA fighter and the collapse of EliteXC, the company that employed him, Kimbo Slice will probably be in need of a job soon. Kimbo’s last last performance was shown on national TV and spread quickly over the internet for everyone to see which means Mr. Slice should probably be thinking about a new career. Luckily for him, I have the TOP 10 New Career Choices For Kimbo Slice.

10. Street Performer

9. Cheerleader

8. Dentist

7. Texas Ranger

6. Mad Scientist

5. Bull Fighter

4. Dog Groomer

3. Gynocologist

2. UFC Ring Girl

1. FABULOUS!

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7 Responses for "TOP 10 New Career Choices For Kimbo Slice"

  1. Jonathan Mead October 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    I’m disappointed in Kimbo, I thought all his street experience would pay off. Just goes to show you sometimes professional training is more important.

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  2. Kimob Slice October 23rd, 2008 at 8:28 am

    You are too funny! That’s hilarious! I’ll go with gynecologist! That fits him :)

  3. Tony October 27th, 2008 at 4:18 am

    I suppose he could be a Democratic presidential candidate….or a TV gameshow host…..same requirements.

  4. rosey October 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    oooooooooooooo could you get me a date with him!!! i think he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!! I WANNA HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM!!!! really i do

  5. Friend November 18th, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    U dead Kid? Its been a month….

  6. Top 10 Kid November 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    Life gets in the way sometimes…

    Thanks for the concern though, Friend.

    There will be more soon!

  7. Miss Siver December 8th, 2008 at 2:54 am

    Hey, I’ve been checking back for a while now,nothing so far! Am looking forward to the next post.


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