TOP 10 “Sexiest” Cosplayers

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Humor
• Date: Oct 1,2008

Just like these people believe in the characters that they are portraying, they must also believe that they look damn good in those costumes as well. Sorry to inform them but that too is just a fantasy. All of these characters from popular games, comics and manga are created to be muscular, sexy, handsome or cool and that is the reason they become so popular. These people are not, therefore they are my picks for the Top 10 “Sexiest” Cosplayers.

10. Fat Kratos

I find it hard to believe that when this guy was applying his God of Warpaint to his beer gut that he thought, “Yeah dude, I totally look like a musclebound greek warrior!”

9. Fat Lady Robin

The only reason for this has to be that she wanted to lose her virginity some douche in a Batman cape who has a Robin fetish.

8. The White E. Honda

At least this guy was a bit more realistic than most when choosing a character he resembled because he wouldn’t pull off playing Guile with that gut. Unfortunately, the dress doesn’t make him look any more asian.

7. Final Fantasy Fatties

This has to be some sort of “we’re proud and we don’t care what you say” women’s group. They might not care, but they’ve made any fantasy about Yuna, Rikku, or Lulu our final one.

6. Team Rocket Drag Queen

Team Rocket’s Jessie might have rocked the half top and miniskirt but this guy is not as “Fabulous” as he might think.

5. Dude Looks Like A Cammy

I’ll be honest. My “guns” are not as big as Cammy’s but I’m pretty sure I’d look better in that leotard than the juice here and I really am a male.

4. The Saddest Chun Li

I don’t know if this person chose to wear this costume or were forced at gunpoint to fulfill some kinky request but I actually hope it was the latter for her sake.

3. Fat Cat Felicia

They say our soldiers overseas are brave but this girl actually went out in public like this. PETA’s line is “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” but in her case I’d rather go blind than see her wearing fur.

2. Man-Faye

This guy is actually somewhat of a convention celebrity. Man-Faye has been ruining the image of Cowboy Bebop’s Faye Valentine for years and even gets kicked out of shows due to his lack of clothing. Eww.

1. Morrigan is Einhorn, Einhorn is a MAN

Yet another scantily-clad Darkstalker has been ruined forever and burnt into my corneas. Just in case you were wondering…THAT IS A MAN! (Yeah, I don’t know where he is hiding it either)