TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Off Beat
• Date: Sep 24,2008

Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliché. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. These are the TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs.

10. Addict Me Elmo

 
Traffickers using Elmo Doll to transport cocaine.

Hee hee hee, that makes me want to sell myself for more coke.

9. Banana Fanna Fo Fanna, Cocaine-a Fana Fo Fana

 
No story here, just a banana filled with drugs.

High in potassium and benzoylmethyl ecgonine.

8. Batter Up

 
Seven pounds of heroin in three baseball bats.

Three strikes and your out.

7. Thigh Master

 
Limping man with drugs surgically implanted in thigh.

Lose weight and have shapely thighs.

6. The Crack-en

 
A giant squid filled with 700 kilograms of cocaine.

Arrgh, that thar squid has a street value of 17.5 million.

5. Cocaine-Filled Snakes On A Plane

 
Boa Constrictors stuffed with cocaine-filled condoms.

I’ve had it with these motherf*cking coke snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

4. Bear-y High

 
Marijuana in floorboards of truck hauling live bears.

I know, let’s cover the pot with bears, man, Yeah, that will totally hide it.

3. Coke Pringles

Sheets of thinly sliced cocaine hidden in Pringles cans.

Bet you can’t snort just one!

2. Heroin-Covered Cocaine

No one will find it in here.

It’s like a fortune cookie that tells you how much more jail time you’re gonna get.

1. Puppy Mules

DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live puppies.

I call this one Smacky, that one Angel Dust and this little one is Crackhead.