TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs
- Filed under: Off Beat
- Date: Sep 24,2008
Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliché. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. These are the TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs.
10. Addict Me Elmo
Traffickers using Elmo Doll to transport cocaine.
Hee hee hee, that makes me want to sell myself for more coke.
9. Banana Fanna Fo Fanna, Cocaine-a Fana Fo Fana
No story here, just a banana filled with drugs.
High in potassium and benzoylmethyl ecgonine.
8. Batter Up
Seven pounds of heroin in three baseball bats.
Three strikes and your out.
7. Thigh Master
Limping man with drugs surgically implanted in thigh.
Lose weight and have shapely thighs.
6. The Crack-en
A giant squid filled with 700 kilograms of cocaine.
Arrgh, that thar squid has a street value of 17.5 million.
5. Cocaine-Filled Snakes On A Plane
Boa Constrictors stuffed with cocaine-filled condoms.
I’ve had it with these motherf*cking coke snakes on this motherf*cking plane!
4. Bear-y High
Marijuana in floorboards of truck hauling live bears.
I know, let’s cover the pot with bears, man, Yeah, that will totally hide it.
3. Coke Pringles
Sheets of thinly sliced cocaine hidden in Pringles cans.
Bet you can’t snort just one!
2. Heroin-Covered Cocaine
It’s like a fortune cookie that tells you how much more jail time you’re gonna get.
1. Puppy Mules
DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live puppies.
I call this one Smacky, that one Angel Dust and this little one is Crackhead.
14 Responses for "TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs"
I wanna 2 smuggle the drugs,but i didnot finding any link or person.i wanna 2 smuggle definately,i have full confidence.me frm india,my no.is +919255208808.pls help me.
the puppy one really pissed me off. i’m sorry that i dont have sympathy for the idiot that let them sew crack into his thigh.
WTF Dinesh?!?!
u freak……
get a life.
ps….funny post!
I’m IMPRESSED with those drug sniffing dogs!!! They can find dope ANYWHERE!!
re: sandy “they can find dope ANYWHERE!!”
No, they can’t. =)
smart !
thank you for the top tips - i’m gonna give the surgically implanted method a go, will let you konw how i get on - cheers
i liked the one with the banana. i thought that one was a brilliant idea.
Dinesh
I think you are kidding but if you are not you should contact me so I can talk to you as I had an acquaintance get nicked and it is not joke so contact me shortly before you take any chances as it would be a
good bust for a customs or dea person to see you posting such a thing on here
I need your contact info though
and I can send you some of his letters from where he is or parts of them
leave your email at kumar@mac.hush.com
Dinish is joking around but he really wants to put things up his ass!
such a clown
an assclown!
Danish just wants to put things up his arse
and get paid for it!
DAnish simply wants to put bananas up his arse and be paid for it!
Seriously
If there was a real Indian with half a brain they could smuggle” things
like uncontrolled meds to US customers as the prices are less than
1/10 for the exact same brands and there would be no smuggling” about it as US customs allows normal non controlled meds into the country My asthma diskus costs 300 in US and 36$US sent from INDIA and they DOUBLE their money and charge shipping fee onto that as well! It is all genuine same GSK item with proper seals and all as well and on other drugs it is about the same differance in price!
Incredible
A smart Indian could make a lot fo money on items US customs will let thru due to prescriptin and the goods are very same maker with stamps and seals on packaging as I had them checked out
If there are any intelligent Indians who would want to make a legal or grey market buck they could do worst than sell UNCONTROLLED meds
If they specify UNCONTROLLED meds–customs in US will let them thru==no matter how they are packed
MY stuff comes in HUGE cotton covered plastic bins for inhalers as I buy bulk
Sure, they may say NO importation but they are only worried about dope
Why hurt seniors and the poor like myself who could not afford their meds otherwise?
Take care all and my email is valid
I wanna be a smuggler. I am a broke scholar. Poverty has driven me to it, but I don’t want to rot in a South American prison. Actually, I have an intelligent setup, but I dont speak Spanish at all. I have legal support and good connections. I know that gig in India is real sweet too. I am trying to get friends in the FARC in Colombia. I am on a probation for a CIA job when I graduate. I have some Indian friends, but they just cued my niece for her job for some fat ass redneck motherfucker. I think they might be turncoats or have a double life thing with pharmaceuticals. Those wack ass ways of smuggling like the animal gig is real stupid. I am a musician and a booking agent. We need dope to flow thru the streets like wine and roses, and money for the poor, too. Send your comments to my email. Thanks!
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