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TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs

  • Author: Top 10 Kid
  • Filed under: Off Beat
  • Date: Sep 24,2008

Sticking a balloon full of black-tar heroin up your ass is so cliché. These days, if you want to smuggle some drugs across the border, you have to be different. But even as amazing as these are, the only reason we know about them is because they were caught doing it. These are the TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs.

10. Addict Me Elmo

 
Traffickers using Elmo Doll to transport cocaine.

Hee hee hee, that makes me want to sell myself for more coke.

 

9. Banana Fanna Fo Fanna, Cocaine-a Fana Fo Fana

 
No story here, just a banana filled with drugs.

High in potassium and benzoylmethyl ecgonine.

 

8. Batter Up

 
Seven pounds of heroin in three baseball bats.

Three strikes and your out.

 

7. Thigh Master

 
Limping man with drugs surgically implanted in thigh.

Lose weight and have shapely thighs.

 

6. The Crack-en

 
A giant squid filled with 700 kilograms of cocaine.

Arrgh, that thar squid has a street value of 17.5 million.

 

5. Cocaine-Filled Snakes On A Plane

 
Boa Constrictors stuffed with cocaine-filled condoms.

I’ve had it with these motherf*cking coke snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

 

4. Bear-y High

 
Marijuana in floorboards of truck hauling live bears.

I know, let’s cover the pot with bears, man, Yeah, that will totally hide it.

 

3. Coke Pringles

Sheets of thinly sliced cocaine hidden in Pringles cans.

Bet you can’t snort just one!

 

2. Heroin-Covered Cocaine

No one will find it in here.

It’s like a fortune cookie that tells you how much more jail time you’re gonna get.

 

1. Puppy Mules

DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live puppies.

I call this one Smacky, that one Angel Dust and this little one is Crackhead.

 



7 Responses for "TOP 10 Most Unusual Ways To Smuggle Drugs"

  1. Dinesh October 2nd, 2008 at 7:09 am

    I wanna 2 smuggle the drugs,but i didnot finding any link or person.i wanna 2 smuggle definately,i have full confidence.me frm india,my no.is +919255208808.pls help me.

  2. crispy October 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    the puppy one really pissed me off. i’m sorry that i dont have sympathy for the idiot that let them sew crack into his thigh.

  3. anon October 2nd, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    WTF Dinesh?!?!
    u freak……

    get a life.

    ps….funny post!

  4. sandy October 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    I’m IMPRESSED with those drug sniffing dogs!!! They can find dope ANYWHERE!!

  5. Dobbs The Smuggler October 15th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    re: sandy “they can find dope ANYWHERE!!”

    No, they can’t. =)

  6. nihao2012 October 20th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    smart !

  7. frank October 26th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    thank you for the top tips - i’m gonna give the surgically implanted method a go, will let you konw how i get on - cheers


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