TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Sep 17,2008
There are certain songs like “Sexual Healing” or “I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal” that can make the difference in your sexual encounters. But as well as songs like these can set the mood for a fantastic night of making the beast with two backs, there are songs that can ruin everything and there aren’t enough appletini’s in the world to get her juices flowing after that. These are The TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood.
10. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
by Crash Test Dummies
9. We Built This City
by Starship
8. It’s Raining Men
by The Weather Girls
7. Don’t Worry, Be Happy
by Bobby McFerrin
6. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)
by The Proclaimers
5. Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy Ray Cyrus
4. Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver
by Primus
3. Who Let The Dogs Out
by The Baja Men
2. Never Gonna Give You Up
by Rick Astley
1. Cotton-Eyed Joe
by Rednex
And if none of these songs ruin the mood for you in the bedroom, just imagine your parents having sex to these songs. That should do it.
19 Responses for "TOP 10 Songs To Ruin The Mood"
This was a hilarious list!
2 Other Songs To Kill The Mood
Creep & No Surprises By Radiohead
Nice list!
“Cotton-eyed Joe” is the most annoying piece of garbage ever released.
Is it supposed to be funny or something?
GOOD LIST OF SONGS, I REALLY LIKE COTTON EYED JOE, GREAT TO DANCE TO
“i wanna fvck you like an animal” is actually called “closer”.
Actually, i’ve gotten laid to don’t worry be happy.
Yesterday, I stumbled upon a similar list of the top ten songs you WOULD want to make sweet, sweet love to. I didn’t recocnize any of them. Now, I see this list and I know all these songs. Does this mean I should now shoot myself?
there’s no accounting for taste, is there?
I’ve gotten laid to Don’t worry be happy as well. It’s a kickass song when your rolling on x.
That version of Cotton Eye Joe is crappy…this is the original and better version!
Cotton Eye Joe
As for Starship and Primus, they are both awesome songs and how much they ruin “the mood” depends on how you like to play!
Fantastic list – perhaps “Rape Me” by Nirvana would be a mood killer?
Every Breath you Take (about a stalker)
Hit the Road Jack
Your Cheatin’ Heart Hank Williams
Go Your Own Way Fleetwood Mac
Lost that Lovin’ Feelin’ Righteous Brothers
Babe I’m Gonna Leave you Zeppelin
Under My Thumb Stones
Cry me a River Justin Timberlake
Delia Johnny Cash
“If I hadn’t shot poor Delia, I’d have her for my wife, Delia’s gone”
Don’t Go Away Mad Just Go Away Motley Crue
It’s All Over Now (Stones version)
I’m Losin’ You (The Temptations)
Used to Love Her but I had to Kill Her (Guns n Roses)
Ain’t no Sunshine When She’s Gone (Bill Withers)
Killing Me Softly Roberta Flack
I’m sorry, but you forgot the real number one sex-mood devastator.
David Hasselhoff – Hooked on a Feeling
Hooga hooga ooga chaka…
‘ding dong song’ by gunther.
i was getting laid and my friend goes outside my room and plays that song on the ihome. so fuckin awkward lol
“what an atmoshere” by Russ Abbot was was a huge waste of my time and I’ve held a grudge against it since.
“I Wanna F*** You Like An Animal?”
Hey slick, I know you were dying to throw this up cause it was hilarious.
But the song is called Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
And secondly, I know it’s really tough just throwing up pictures and titles, but how bout some more description. Or the review of why this song would prevent you from being laid.
Hell, me and your mom were knocking it out when your “Kids Bop 8″ MP3 Collection came blaring over the stereo. I just kept on goin, even as she was trying reach for the remote. It was kinda like a rodeo.
Real men keep on the job!
Losers get distracted by music!
You forgot “Is This The Way to Amarillo” by Tony Christie. Biggest mood-killer ever. “SHA LA LA, LA LA LA LA LA!”
Am I really the first person to blare it out. say you make a playlist of all the songs your playing, you’re both on the verge, you’re both about to have the heavenly urge, when she accidentaly kicks the mouse, putting on “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd
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