TOP 10 Spore Creatures That Aren’t Weiners

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Off Beat
• Date: Sep 8,2008

With the downloadable version of EA’s “Creature Creator” for it’s recently released game titled Spore, the internet has been flooded with user-created virtual creatures. The problem is about 90% of all users have the perverted tendency to create only penises. Sometimes they are weiners with legs, but mostly it’s all about the dong. That’s why I decided to post the TOP 10 Spore Creatures That Aren’t Weiners.

10. Spider-Pig

I know the Spider-Pig song was stuck in my head for months so it’s nice to see someone take a step forward and honor the ceiling-strutting sow by including it into the Spore Universe.

9. Pikachu

I can only hope that the cutest, most popular Pokemon will land on my planet when I finally get around to making it so I can sick my carnivore on that sassy little bastard with the limited vocabulary.

8. Cloverfield Monster

I was actually a big fan of the movie and seeing that it’s possible to recreate “America’s Godzilla” is giving me hope for my own creations. I just hope someone creates C-list actors for my monster to eat.

7. Jesus

Wow. It would be hard to get more tasteless than this but you gotta give whoever did this credit as it is incredibly original.

6. Solid Snake

Given what you have to work with in the create-a-character selection, this is a really passable attempt at recreating the popular videogame character.

5. Big Daddy

Another popular game character in the form of an unstoppable monster in a dive suit would only be complete if it had little sisters running around at it’s feet. Still, it makes for a pretty cool creature.

4. R2-D2

Star Wars geeks rejoice! Seeing the most recognizable droid in the galaxy hopping around as a Spore creation is fantastic.

3. Predator

You know you want your own Predator now. Good luck because this one looks like a pain in the ass to recreate. I only wish it was possible to skin your prey.

2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

An entire race of Leonardos would be “totally awesome”. Glad to see they recognized one of the cooler turtles and not that damn Michaelangelo. Cowabunga!

1. The Thing

Hands down, my favorite Spore creation yet. A tribute to the classic John Carpenter’s “Thing” is something I will indeed try to recreate after I’m done creating my own original Spore.

One that I will call, “TopTenWeinerKid”.