TOP 10 Worst Celebrity Baby Names

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Entertainment
• Date: Aug 22,2008

Being a celebrity gives your the right to get away with just about anything. This includes doing drugs, sleeping with anyone you want and even ruining your children’s lives. These are the TOP 10 Worst Celebrity Baby Names.

10. Zuma Nesta Rock

Parents – Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Probably named for – The couple most like couldn’t come to an agreement on one name so decided to use all the things they love most and give their baby three. So with Gavin’s addiction to the computer game Zuma, Gwen’s infatuation with Italian soccer player Alessandro Nesta and their combined passion for Rock music their baby is named.

9. Kal-El

Parent – Nicholas Cage

Probably named for - Nicholas Coppola changed his own last name to Cage after Marvel Superhero “Luke Cage”, a large black man with super strength. Nic probably decided to name his kid after the DC superhero Superman so when he is old enough they can have epic crossover battles to see who is better.

8. Fifi Trixibelle

Parents – Bob Geldof and Paula Yates

Probably named for – The couple probably had a poodle who was quite premiscuous with the other dogs in the neighborhood who tragically died in a territory dispute. Therefore honoring their dearly departed pooch by naming thier child after her.

7. Moxie Crimefighter

Parent – Pen Jillette

Probably named for – Pen Jillette was probably sick and tired of the way soft drink companies have been getting away with murder for all these years. By naming his child after the one soft drinnk that started it all, Moxie, he figured his offspring would someday fight for freedom against the carbonated beverage overlords.

6. Reignbeau

Parent – Ving Rhames

Probably named for – Ving probably secretly loves rainbows but being the large, intimidating man he is could not possibly name his child something sissy like that. So by changing the spelling to include the word “reign”, the name could finally be looked upon as tough even for an icon that clearly isn’t.

5. Audio Science

Parent – Shannyn Sossamon

Probably named for – This name was probably a total accident that happened when Shannyn was thinking about returning to college and mistakenly wrote her preferred course on the birth certificate instead of the application.

4. Pilot Inspektor

Parent – Jason Lee

Probably named for – Most likely won a bet between Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes over who could come up with the dumbest name for a kid.

3. Sage Moonblood

Parent – Sylvester Stallone

Probably named for – Sylvester was probably hoping to continue his legacy through his son as an automatic choice for the next big action hero in films. Sadly, he’s most likely destined to be a hippie instead.

2. Jermajesty

Parent – Jermaine Jackson

Probably named for -  Not much to wonder about here. He’s a Jackson.

1. Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen, Dweezil and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan

Parent – Frank Zappa

Probably named for – Frank Zappa probably doesn’t even know he named his children such odd names but it does serve a purpose as it reminds people about the seriousness of mental disabilities.