TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do
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- Date: Jul 31,2008
Things have been going pretty well so I guess it’s time to piss off the ladies and make them call me names and accuse me of being a chauvenist while I express my opinion about the TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do.
10. Wear Night Gowns
The only thing more unflattering than a girl coming to bed in her night gown is a girl coming to bed in her 10-year-old night gown. If you feel the absolute need to wear a gown at least buy one from the lingerie shop so we both win. Until then, sleep naked.
9. Shopping In Slippers
You are with us now. It may be acceptable for someone to walk around Walmart in their best moomoo while wearing slippers and holding hands with their second cousin.
8. Wearing Jean Capri Pants
How old are you? You can show a little more leg now that you’re out of elementary school ya know. You know who wears Capri Pants? Pirates, thats who. Just make up you mind already, do you want to wear shorts or do you want to wear jeans? And no more Skorts either, that’s just false advertising to us men.
7. Dress Up Our Dogs
The only accessory that our rottweiler/pit bull/German Shepard/Labrador/boxer/bulldog needs is a spiked collar. You are not allowed to buy the dog a poncho no matter how cold it is and don’t even think about that sparkly tiara. The dogs listed are the only dogs that matter unless it belongs to your woman and in that case we don’t care what you do with that yappy, little bastard.
6. Start Scrap Booking
I know, it’s a hobby and it gives you something to do but then you are going to make us look at every clipped snowflake, cherub and rainbow until we throw up in our mouths. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when you just threw your Polaroids into an album?
5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters
You might be able to pull off themed holiday wear at your company Christmas Party but we are never going to live it down if you make us put on anything will bells and tinsel.
4. Let Your Mother Move In
The only chick we want to see walking around our house picking the underwear out of her ass is you (or a Victoria’s Secret model) so unless you are actively trying to get us to stop having sex with you, put her in a home.
3. Pick Out Matching Outfits
We know you want to let everyone out there know that we are YOUR man and the best way of doing that next to making us carry signs is to buy matching shirts and pants in pastel colors that will more than likely convince people that we’re your gay, best-friend…not your significant other.
2. Cut Your Hair
The ladies ask us what we think about everything and we tell them only to have them ignore us, then come back after doing what we warned against in the first place and bitch to us about it. Cutting your hair short is the worst one because you have a 1 in 5 chance of how it will turn out. Sexy, Butch, Boyish, Feminist, or Transgender. That’s too much of a risk.
1. Gain Weight
Everyone is entitled to fluctuate in the poundage and I’m also not including pregnancy but when your woman goes from a sexy 105 to a bulbous 205 in the course of your first year of marriage it’s not glandular, it’s lazy. Unless we gain the same amount of weight…then we have no right to bitch.
51 Responses for "TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do"
AGREED!
Learn how to spell “chauvinist.”
As a woman, I aesthetically agree with points 10-3.
Beyond that, don’t tell your girl what to do with her hair or her body (or really her hobbies, for that matter). And she shouldn’t do it to you, either. I like long hair on boys, I always tease them and tell them not to cut it. They do anyway. I do them the same courtesy.
How about tellyou how fat you are….
What woman do you know who weighs 105 lbs? thats like 17 yr old size, unless she is a midget, but if it is an average women who weighed 105 you would see there ribs and spine. gross. Aside from that i am a girl and i agree with all of those! excvept the 105 lb thing. and sometimes. but only ever sometimes, matching outfits are cute and i dont mean winni the pooh, but if she is wearing a balck and green dress then a black and green suit would go very well.
I see the feminazis are out already…
miso - if you read them the descriptions give you reasons why they aren’t okay, that leaves choice there. If you can’t read and deal with choices you should probably go bury your head in the sand again.
Beyond that, please take a good look at how much bossing you do in your own life and please shut up.
@ misogyniste
Then don’t tell us we have to think you’re pretty, or be attracted to you, or pay any non-platonic attention to you. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, unless you’re a lesbian.
It’s fine if you want to cut your hair short, gain 200 pounds, wear granny panties, jean capris, slippers, and a nightgown. Just don’t expect to go on many dates. Inner beauty is great for companionate relationships, but for any passion, there has to be at least some degree of physical attraction.
I’m about to go and cull my collection of jammies, thanks for the feedback… on the rest of them I agree, except maybe if we’re going to a nice ‘do’ then I quite like my man to wear a tie that’s the same colour as my dress, but surely that’s not matching ‘outfits’? The girl in the Pooh dress must give exceptionally good head to have talked her man into wearing that waist coat… either that or she’s sending out unsubtle subliminal messages (nursery, nursery, nursery)
oh and yeah, I’m a girl
misogyniste does the rest of us women a disservice! not all of us are so revenge based! just because a guy cuts his hair in a way you don’t like, doesn’t mean you have to do the same out of spite. that’s so horrible. can’t we, as women, rise above this petty, juvenile behavior?
oh, and i’m in my 20s and 101 pounds but, i admit, i’m pretty short! ^_^
“What woman do you know who weighs 105 lbs? thats like 17 yr old size, unless she is a midget, but if it is an average women who weighed 105 you would see there ribs and spine. gross. Aside from that i am a girl and i agree with all of those! excvept the 105 lb thing. and sometimes. but only ever sometimes, matching outfits are cute and i dont mean winni the pooh, but if she is wearing a balck and green dress then a black and green suit would go very well.”
My g/f is 5′4″ and weighs 98 lbs. She is definitely not anorexic or have any other sort of eating disorder. You can’t see her ribs or anything like that. Girls are just naturally lighter. Anorexics, depending on height of course, can get all the way down to 75 lbs, sometimes even lower. I bet money you’re an over weight chick, aren’t ya.
Sorry to burst your bubble!
Agree with all except #8. I’ve seen many a sexy woman in Capri’s — I like ‘em!!
I agree with all of them. And just an observation: why do women cut their hair right after they get married? I never did…but I see a lot of women do this…what’s up with that? 105? I don’t think I’ve seen 105 since the 6th grade. Best shoot for healthy, fit and strong. BTW…Margaret Hamilton looks just like my mom (sans green skin)…wouldn’t have either one live with me. I’d have to be dying. Thing is, I think a man with a good bod and a nice tan looks great in jeans and a white t-shirt. Works for me and they usually know how to fix stuff. I just hate it when I stand there with the Black and Decker drill and can’t figure out WTF to do…just pisses me off. Well, back to the kitchen. Least I can cook.
10. Wear whitey tighties
The only thing more unflattering than a man coming to bed in his whitey tighties is a man coming to bed in his torn up holey whitey tighties. If you feel the absolute need to wear something to bed at least invest in some nice new boxers. Until then, sleep naked.
9. Shopping In Slippers
You are with us now. It may be acceptable for someone to walk around Walmart in their best moomoo while wearing slippers and holding hands with their second cousin.
8. Wearing Jorts
How old are you? You can afford nicer clothing now that you’re out of elementary school ya know. You know who wears jorts? Hillbillies, that’s who. Just make up you mind already, do you want to wear shorts or do you want to wear jeans? And no more jerseys either, your not a professional athlete. That’s false advertisement to us women.
7. Don’t clean up your mess
Your mom may have cleaned up after you, but we are not your mom and you are no longer 10.
6. Start playing WOW
I know, it’s a hobby and it gives you something to do but then you are going to make us look at every item, move, level ect that you have done today, and hear your talk to other nerds on the internet until we throw up in our mouths. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when you played board games with actual friends?
5. Force Us To watch sports
If you do not want to watch grey’s with us we do not want to watch sports with you. If you want to pay for tickets to the super bowel, then we are buying and you are coming to the ballet/Broadway musical with us.
4. Let Your Mother Move In
The only chick we want walking around our house picking the underwear out of her ass is us, so unless you are actively trying to get us to stop having sex with you, put her in a home.
3. Pick Out terrible outfits
We know TMNT t-shirt brings back great memories from your childhood, but if you want us to keep doing your laundry and not have your clothes start mysteriously disappearing, maybe you should listen to some of our fashion advice. Besides you’re our man and we would want you making us look bad.
2. Cut/shave Your Hair
We tell men they need a hair cut/ or a shave only to have them ignore us. Growing your hair long is the worst because you have a 1 in 4 chance of how it will turn out. Sexy, emo, girlish, or Transgender. That’s too much of a risk.
1. Gain Weight
Everyone is entitled to fluctuate in the poundage but when your man goes from a sexy, cut 155 to a bulbous 225 in the course of your first year of marriage it’s not glandular, it’s lazy. Unless we gain the same amount of weight…then we have no right to bitch.
Women should never speak unless spoken to. They should never cry when we beat them either.
Too funny! Shopping in big slippers is horrifying for so many reasons.
I hate looking at the bottom to see how dirty they are,
I know they are never that cushioned.
It looks as if they just got out of a loony bin.
The lady above “really?” only a woman would notice the 105lbs. thing. The author was just giving a range not actual weight. Geez! I don’t mind matching outfits, I think “kidtechnical” above really nailed it. I see a guy that matches his girl and I always think that she must be “giving it to him good”, otherwise it would never happen.
if anybodys gf suddenly gained 150 lbs in their ass/legs, im pretty sure they’d have a talk about it.
I agreed with all of these on some level or another but I just had to say something about the 105 lbs comment made by “really?”
Go ahead and attack a guy because he just threw out a number. Maybe he was too polite to ask someone what an “average” weight is. I personally am terrible at that sort of thing and have NO clue how much an average guy weighs, and I can’t guess how much anyone weighs just by looking at them.
I fluctuate anywhere between 100-105 lbs. I am not 17. And I’m not a midget. On the contrary, I’m 23 and 5′1″ (which is short, yes, but call me a midget and I’ll call you a middle schooler). We all come in different packages. As a woman, you think you’d remember that. Thanks for generalizing.
Ok I agree to all of the above. A matching tie to a dress is fine in my own opinion but i think what was meant was going way too over board on it. Like the chick with the Winnie the pooh. 0.0 she really must put out ona daily basis or something. As far as the hobbies i have a few im sure a man would be like “o hell” to. But not like I’d make him take part if he didn’t want to. I think the one thing is men need to sit down and have a talk about the subjects brought up and vice versa without the feeling of having your person being attacked. Just a open and honest talk about things u want to do and see and things u could live without doing or seeing.
Well , Im a woman , 22 years old .. I did cut my hair however , its still pretty long considering it was down to my a55 … Hmmm .. I will wear my pj’s to the store , if Im on my rag .. I dont wear slippers at all , Id rather walk barefoot … I hate granny panties , but if some women like them , then whatever floats your boat .. I know , personally … I wont tolerate a man to tell me anything when it comes to myself .. I do things based on what makes me feel good .. Im not a lesbian , or anything else … Just a level headed normal person I guess …. To all the men out there .. Well .. I agree to a certain extent of there has to be some physical attraction .. But …. We dont nag when you do things we would consider ” unattractive ” but .. thats just my opinion .. Not that anyone really gives a 5h1t .. anyways .. Im out .. oh .. the writer of this .. does need to learn how to spell and write proper sentences … (-=
@ professr, well said
@ miso, i totally agree with what you said, nobody has the right to tell anyone what/how/when/why to do.
and then you completely negated your point with the following contradiction; “I like long hair on boys, I always tease them and tell them not to cut it. They do anyway”
When you meet someone, be yourself. People sometimes try to be who the other person wants them to and it’s impossible to “be someone else” for the rest of your life. This way, everyone knows what they’re getting into and can find a mate who is suitable for them. You know, someone who likes you for who you really are, not who they want you to become. If you wear slippers to the store, please do it while you’re dating so the other person knows these things up front. If you don’t want to compromise on that, don’t and make it clear so they can find someone else who won’t do that. Don’t get involved with someone who wants to change you unless you want to change and think it’s for the better. My husband loves to wear the same color as me. Why? I don’t know but he does. That’s his choice. It doesn’t bother me one bit. He waits til I get dressed sometimes and he coordinates. He is not gay…lol. However, he does not tell me what to wear unless it seriously bothers him. He is usually right. Whenever I try his suggestions I look better and we are both happy. Whenever I am not willing to change, he lives with it. That’s why we are still happily married, or at least he is hiding it really well if he’s not.
ang - not many people are as lucky. congrats on meeting the suitable partner. and yes, I think he’s happy too just like you. or else he wouldn’t be with you.
I got a few words to address… this is how i feel… about women and the world, period.
Our children: why can’t we live like the way it should be? women be at home, cook dinner for the family, be 100% mother that means raising the kids at home and no day care!! also lay down on the bed @ 9:00pm with no panties and legs spread. ok i was kidding on the last one. The 1950’s did it that way and look…there weren’t alot of crime back then. why? because women stayed at home with their kids! dad is at work making money to support the family! now, most kids have no parents really…because their at work..and the day care takes care of the kids. and school. wtf? that’s why kids today are all fug’d up because no one is paying attention to them! –only daycares who dont give a fack!.. ” no wonder gangs are increasing in size..its the only way a kid can feel like their loved and getting attention…. I don’t blame them. parents today are putting alot of pressure on the kids, but most parents don’t accept the responsibility as a parent! that’s facked up! people don’t understand that the world is getting worse…and people wonder why… this is not an attack against gender, but we need to figure out what our responsibility is as a father and mother (REALLY) and not bull5hit ourselves.. Think about it
Racism: you got black people who’s complaining about racism but yet when they see a white man on the corner they get all defensive already..wtf? that is total ignorance. you want racism to stop? IT STARTS WITH YOU, jackass. And i’m not gonna say any racist slurs because not all black people are ignorant…only the younger ones whose been brainwashed by Television and Rap music…you want us to stop calling you n1gg3r? then stop using the word to other black people. duh! stoopid! there are some cool black people in my life that’s because they chose to be smart and stop racism that means IT STARTED WITH THEM..being nice and friendly to other people of white, asian, hispanic, etc… no 5h1t.
I know this is about women and men subject…but since we are all talking about differences and genders…well, I just wanted to put my 2 cents in it.
For those of you who is mad because i’m not talking about “Ten Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do” subject…. UP YOURS
U see if we wear sexy night gowns u guys think its an open invitation for sex and its not! we would really like to wear stuff like that but then we would feel as though we are on display when really all we are doing in getting comfy…u know…like u men do when u take ur clothes off and sit in ur sexy fruit of the looms.
# 11: Ask “Does this make me look fat?”
No it’s not the jeans / skirt / shirt that make you look fat, it’s all those twinkies you shove in your face that make you look fat!
Lets face it, there is no way to answer this question without A)lieing or B) Sleeping in the dog house for at least a week.
Ok first off. #1 picture is so photoshopped. I agree with some but not all. A short cut can be sexy, we don’t bitch when you cut you hair off cause your head gets hot in the summer and #10, nightgowns can be sexy. I wear a tank with boy shorts and my husband loves it cause some mornings he wakes up to a bare breast hanging out. What a way to say good morning! Plus those tiny ass nightgowns are not comfy to sleep in.
I’m a guy, and these things are all true for me. Because they are things that I don’t want a woman I’m involved with to do. Uh, thats the title of the list, right? So if these are things that we don’t want women to do, how can any of these women be protesting against it, it’s all opinion! Our Opinion! well, the authors neway and anyone else who agrees. So uh you can’t say s**t, women, cuz it doesn’t say 10 Things That Make Women Inferior to Men. but it probly should
oh and “gunslinger”….wtf? that was more like ur 25 cents, not just 2. no one cares what you think. my eyes started to bleed when i was reading that crap about racism
I also have to make a comment on the “105 pounds” post. Last time I weighed myself, I was 105, sometimes 103–and I’m not 17. Granted, I was 20 at the time, but I weighed 105 because I wasn’t eating red meat. No, you couldn’t see my rib cage, and you could only see my spine if I bent over.
I’m 21 now and back to eating red meat. But don’t make judgments–just because a person’s a certain weight, like 105 lbs or whatever, doesn’t mean their skin and bones either.
this is why I don’t date men.
number one all i have to say is EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! xtimes 300x so gross
Jingle, you made my life.
And I agree with all but the capri pants one. I wear them all the time, and i still get laid/asked on dates. Hmm, I don’t think they bother all guys then. If my butt looks good in em, I’ll wear em. (But skorts = ew).
Oh and the hair thing. Not everyone hates a chick with short hair. A lot of guys think its cute depending on the girl. Consider Rihanna or Kiera Knightley. Both hot.
(and for the record I’m bi so no one give me that “well you think theyre hot cause youre a girl” crap.)
As for scrapbooks..I’ve done it. I know my boyfriend wouldn’t give a damn about it so I wouldn’t show him.
Gunslinger, congrats at being more ignorant/pigfaced than the rest of the ignorant/pigfaced people in this thread.
Yes, you’re racist.
And yes, you’re sexist.
Especially extinct. Times are different than they were then; women should be in as many ways as possible (too optimistic to say all) equal to men. They’re the other 50% of the human race, not a minority group.
Which I’m sure is news to you.
haha niice..
I don’t understand how women cant see that what is listed above is just some rules to be attractive. I’m sure women have a list like that about men too. Probably longer, which is probably why we don’t do all of them. As for fat men/women, i don’t care if your comfortable with your weight, if you are a lot over the perfect BMI your fat and its a health risk. Get of your fat ass and do something about it.
PS. I’m 22 male 1,94m and 90kg (You might say that’s to much but its in balance with my height)
Okay, I agree with pretty much everything in the original post, I also agree wtih the one that JINGLE wrote for the men.
BUT….
GUNSLINGER~~~
Your little rant about the children thing is so off. First of all, How many family’s out there can actually afford to have the mother stay home and care for the kids? Everything has sky rocketed so much in cost that it is almost impossible for any home to only have one parent working. If you happen be lucky enough to be able to have the mother stay home (as in my case) that STILL does not guarantee that there won’t be issues with the kids.
On that note….. my kids are well disciplined, cared for, and well loved…..BUT I have a 16 yr old child that has recently gotten involved with a very bad group of “friends” that are involved in gang activity. I would never place the blame on anyone else but in in this case.. I CANNOT take the blame for my child making bad decisions. THAT right there is the key. You have to let your kids make decisions for themselves at some point and if the mess up, well they are to blame NOT the parent. I have done everything I could short of sending her away and iI won’t do that.
What I am getting at here is that it is not always the parents fault so you can’t group all bad kids together as having a bad home life or that there was only one parent in the household. We are a very close family… in the home and extended family members, we raly together to help out in anyway. Our case it took 4 different households of our family members to intervene and get this child of mine under control.
Whew….. sorry about that guys, I feel better now though. LOL
As a lesbian I agree with all of these.
I agree with all these ^_^. And I even agree with number one even though I am heavy set. My boyfriend starting dating me when I was this size so it’s ok but he wouldn’t want me to gain 20-100 over the course of a year, and I’m sure he wouldn’t mind me losing 20lbs :P, so I actually agree with it. Chances are, the way your significant other met you, is the best way to stay ^_^. Tweak it every now and then to keep it interesting though. And, Jingle, awesome list. I hated it when my ex wore tightie whities…ick.
Get back in that kitchen.
Check this out:
I am a 21 year old genderqueer lesbian chick. My hair is short and I am a feminist. This is just who I am…and being a lesbian with short here didn’t result from me being feminist…
Now, the responses to this will probably be extremely hateful and degrading. I don’t doubt it. Since I’m a lesbian and a feminist and simply a female-bodied human being then I must be fat, ugly, and lonely right?
No. I have a gf, friends, and i have an active sex life.
People actually like me for me.
About your list:
Everything you said is an opinion (i.e. not a natural occurence). These opinions are degrading to women because you are forcing expectations upon them. It is perfectly fine to have a certain “taste ” in females or significant others, but it is not fair to judge every female who doesn’t fit your standards.
For the record, gender expectations are completely socially constructed. None of us came out our moms already dressed in pink or blue. Rather, we were born either with a cunt or a dick (or both — intersex individuals) and society decides based on which sexual organ we have what role we will have in society.
It just so happens that men got the upper hand…the privilege, the power. I, as a female-bodied person, will not stand for it and I will fight you until my death. I have the capacity to do just as much as any male-bodied human being and I will fight for every female-bodied person’s right to do so.
I call this liberation.
Fuck gender, assimilation, and heteronormativity. It will free us all!
See you hell.
I’ve noticed that the short hair and capri points are perhaps the most disputed by men. My husband loves short hair and he thinks capri’s are “cute”. And ironically, I wouldn’t mind living with my mother-in-law as we get along better than I do with my own mother. I do have to agree about the nightgowns though. Gross! I prefer to wear shorts/pants and a t-shirt/cami to bed, depending on the season. I think it’s sexier because it shows off the contours of your body, especially the good “bumps” (front and back).
This is just my opinion of course, but people who wear pajamas and matching “couples” outfits in public usually creep me out, or at best make me want to point and laugh (but I resist!). That pooh-prom dress/vest duo looks like a walking billboard for the Disney Corp! Unless Disney sponsored the prom, what’s with the free advertising?
Dear all women who rag on skinny chicks,
I’m 21, 110 lbs, 5′8″ and yes you CAN on occasion see my rib cage. I’m not anorexic. I’m relatively healthy and happy. But, just like you fatties like to have your gluttonous bulges spill over your skin tight pants, I have more padding in my bra than boob. (Life is hard, eh?) My point, however, is just because if you sat on me I’d probably die, doesn’t really give you a right to your jealous rampage about how unnatural it is to be thin. We are, in general, a gender obsessed with our, and each other’s, imperfections (I am no exception). So, please, get a grip; it’s not my bony ass making you look fat, you’re just fat.
sincerely,
-A skinny chick
OP: I agree with most of the list, except the hair-cutting one. I keep mine chin-length because otherwise it falls flat and icky, and I don’t tell my boyfriend when I’m going to cut it. It’s my hair, and I’m going to do with it what I want, he does the same, and neither of us get on the others case for it. How dumb would that be? And the only person I know who shops in slippers is a guy, and not a girl. And his wife hates it.
As to Jingle: I happen to be a girl who wears a TMNT shirt, and don’t mock the awesomness. That’s the most comfortable article of clothing I wear (besides a Mighty Ducks t-shirt I’ve had forever). I just never wear those articles of clothing outside my home.
And as to A skinny chick.
Please, please don’t lecture me because I’m so madly jealous of your Skeletor-esque body. I sure as hell don’t weigh a hundred pounds, but who would want to? My boyfriend sure as HELL isn’t complaining, and neither am I.
And while you might enjoy the xylophone-ribcage extravaganza, but 105 to certain heights is an extremely underweight number by -medical reasoning-. Now, I’m sure that all the fat in your oh-so-lean body must be IN YOUR HEAD to make you think the way you do, but let me explain something.
I’m either five-ten or six-feet tall depending on what hospital I’m at getting measured, and I weigh nearly one hundred and sixty pounds, and I am not a bulbous lardass who wears skin-tight ANYTHING. I exercise daily and I eat healthy whenever I can, I just happen to weigh more than three pounds.
If a girl is five-eight or five-nine and she weighs only a hundred pounds that’s not “healthy and fit” — there is something WRONG. I’m not saying “Oh, she’s skinny she must be anorexic/bulimic and I’m such a fatty, I’m just jealous anyway.” I’m -saying- that there isn’t enough weight on her to constitute living in a healthy fashion. Hell no, a twenty-two isn’t anywhere nearly healthy, but neither is a double-zero.
So get off your fucking high-horse before it mistakes you for straw and eats you.
Sincerely,
A not-skinny chick.
Haha! Jeez ladies, learn to take a joke. As a woman, I actually have to ability to recognize a joke and laugh at myself. So get over yourselves, it’s funny.
Btw, Professor, you’re soooo right! Maybe someday when I’m old and fat I’ll disagree, but as someone at the prime of their youth I totally agree with you.
* Both the male/female lists were hillarious and if you feel otherwise, lighten up!
* I think the most annoying point made in gunslingers rant is that “there weren’t alot of crime back then.” re: the 50s. that is complete bull, i hate hate hate it when people make sweeping statements like that based on no facts. crime figures tend to be falling, allbiet rising in some areas. you must also factor in that MORE CRIMES ARE REPORTED NOWADAYS. In the 50s domestic violence and racist crimes were much less likely to be reported due to the “perfect morals”? of the time… and how can the police/government ever win? they get better at their job… catch more criminals… oh no crime must be going up!!! the police/gov must be shit……. so to sum up YOURE A SEXIST RACIST MORON WITH A LAME GRIP ON REALITY
*oh yeah kudos again on the funny lists
:D
@Becca
Bad news for you… the whole men came out ahead is actually a result of biology, not random chance. You see, you get pregnant, we don’t. This means that for some portion of nine months on a fairly regular basis most women in primitive societies would be somewhat physically impaired. When survival is on the line, that means the woman needs to be home and safe, which leaves the man as more expendable… which in turn increases his power base. Also, it meant that women needed to be protected because the children meant the continues survival of the human race, but that meant they weren’t out hunting and taking risks once again.
Before you get angry over this… I don’t think any of that makes the slightest bit of sense once you no longer are barely hanging on as a species. At this point men tend to be in power because they always have been and the logical reasons for it are long gone, but it really bugs me when people don’t think the argument all the way through so I send out little corrections like this.
pffft, these are nothing.
Number 1 should be ‘Getting Pregnant’.
*shudders*
Mr Awesome says: Learn how to take a joke
Wow, fuck you. I hate men like you, or should I say boys. Why the hell should a women have to look good for you? Grow up and respect women, or one might just kick your sorry ass. I found this little article very disrespectful.
But then again it’s not like you’ve ever had a date anyway.
Why don’t you women open your minds and realize that when we do things that make our men happy, they will do the same for us.
If not, then leave!!!!
I’ll let all of you fight over the rest of this but I have one thing to say….
I scrapbook, and I show my boyfriend.
If I have to go listen to his screamo band play and be super supportive (even though I can’t stand screamo) the least he can do is to look at a book that talks about how wonderful/cute/amazing he is and my friends are.
WOW. Um. 105? It’s rare for a grown woman to weigh so little. It’s common for tiny Asian women, or maybe someone under 5 2- but that’s pretty thin for even them. I know, I’m 5 2 and I actually look best at 145- because Ive got all the curves in the right places, and I’m not angular. (I’m also an athletic body type, so I weigh more than I look) Men never know how much a “sexy” woman weighs. Truth is, the average woman weighs 130-180.
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