TOP 10 Villians To Follow The Joker in Future Batman Movies
- Filed under: Entertainment
- Date: Jun 30,2008
Talk has been going around since the passing of Heath Ledger, who plays the Joker in the upcoming Dark Knight movie, that his character will not be returning if there are any more Batman films made. To help the studios along I have come up with a list of villians that could easily take over for the departed actor as well as the people who could play the parts.
10. Batzarro - Val Kilmer
When comparing the Batman that Kilmer played in his version of the movie to Christian Bale’s Batman, it’s almost like watching a Bizarro version so Val wouldn’t have to change his acting style at all to become Batzarro.
9. Mr. Freeze - John McCain
John McCain’s stone-cold presence can make this character a lot more frightening than the former politician to claim the role. McCain is also a more believable Mr. Freeze since he is old and not a former body builder with a bad accent.
8. The Riddler - Matthew Lesko
Matthew Lesko, the informercial guy has been secretly campaigning to be cast as The Riddler for years now with is wardrobe and crazy antics even if he didn’t know he was doing it intentionally.
7. Cat Woman - Winona Rider
Catwoman is a catburglar. Winona is a shoplifter. Rider doesn’t even need to get into character but she will have to tone up a bit to squeeze into the spandex.
6. Clayface - Michael Chiklis
Michael Chiklis would be perfect for this part since he would concievably be the exact same character. He could even bring the Thing costume back and just add water.
5. The Penguin - Jack Black
Every movie needs comic relief and for some reason people still find him funny. The ideal actor for the role of the Penguin is obviously Jack Black. Annoying and fat is pretty much the Penguins’ only powers anyway.
4. Ventriloquist & Scarface - Al Pacino & Vern Troyer
Simply for the obvious joke that he was Tony Montana in the movie Scarface, Al Pacino should play the part of the Ventriloquist to Vern Troyer’s Scarface. Vern Troyer should be cast because he’s the size of a dummy and has about the same personality.
3. Killer Croc - Mike Tyson
A monster that was once a man who can only think of eating people. I think this part just wrote itself.
2. Poison Ivy - Amy Winehouse
Is there anyone more toxic in Hollywood that could compare with the poisonous Pamela Isley? Amy Winehouse is also known for getting into scraps so the combination of drugs, booze and craziness means she’ll be up for doing her own stunts.
1. Harley Quinn - Britney Spears
Harley Quinn is a psychotic who loved the Joker. Britney Spears is just psychotic who loved K-fed. Besides, do you know how many internet geeks would love to see some panty-less upskirts of Harley Quinn?
5 Responses for "TOP 10 Villians To Follow The Joker in Future Batman Movies"
haha! this is great i like the Clayface - Michael Chiklis, Killer Croc - Mike Tyson and Harley Quinn - Britney Spears, i hope they will be the next villains in batman next movie! cool….
May you slowly be bleed to death with the negatives of batman & robin. I wish upon you a slow, agonizingly painfully death a thousand times over for even entertaining the idea of Brittany Spears to play Harley Quinn. Next time you even think of something like this put some FUCKing thought into it and do some background work. Most of the ideas here i can’t really complain about BUT!!! Harley and Poison Ivy Are completely wrong. It’s a good thing this will not come to fruition because that would seriously just throw the entire batman franchise out the fucking window and give it the same level of respect as George W.
That is possibly the worst lineup of actors i’ve ever seen
i sure hope no one gets inspired by this or batman will be ruined
Nice list. Some of those are hilarious! Good work making the comparisons between the celeb and characters.
what’s funnier is that some people took this list too seriously. Chill, guys. =))
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