TOP 10 Worst Movie Quotes To Say In Bed
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Jun 24,2008
Everyone loves quoting movies, but you can’t just quote any movie at any time. In the heat of passion you should choose your words carefully. Something like, “Me so horny. Me love you long time” is bound to do the trick because the last thing you want to do is spout off one of these famous quotes while in bed with someone you care about.
10. It’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
- Frankenstein
9. You’ll shoot your eye out.
- A Christmas Story
8. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- The Fly
7. I’ve been slimed.
- Ghostbusters
6. Show me the money.
- Jerry McGuire
5. Bring out the Gimp.
- Pulp Fiction
4. Say hello to my little friend.
- Scarface
3. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
- The Wizard of Oz
2. Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!
- Planet of the Apes
1. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.
- Babe
20 Responses for "TOP 10 Worst Movie Quotes To Say In Bed"
I’m dead sexy. You’re crap.
-Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
I’m sorry, I hate it when it does that.
-Top Gun
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’. Get them doggies rollin’. Damn, my ass is swollen…
-City Slickers
Buck up, little camper!
-Better Off Dead
Judge me by my size, you do. Do not.
-The Empire Strikes Back
I eat pieces of sh1t like you for breakfast.
- Happy Gilmore
You’re bleeding!
I ain’t got time to bleed.
- Predator
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
- Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
- Donnie Darko
I must break you.
- Rocky IV
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
- Pulp Fiction
I think i shot Marvin in the face.
- Pulp Fiction
Toss me…
- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
What we’ve got here is failure
COOL HAND LUKE
I see dead people.
SIXTH SENSE
Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13
Is it safe?
MARATHON MAN
I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school
Fight Club
I’m gona make you squeal like a pig boy
Deliverence
You fergot about “Thats what she said”
do you feel lucky, punk? well, do you?
(from anchorman)
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper… filled with… Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
(if they know it they might come back with)
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
or , also from Anchorman, you might say “this reminds me of”-
San Diago(sic), which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
“Say hello to my little friend!” - Scarface
“Yo, Adrian. I DID IT!” - Rocky 2
“NOTHING IS OVER!” - First Blood
“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.”
“8 Year Olds, dude.”
-The Big Lebowski
“I need you to be cool…are you cool?” - Pulp Fiction
I can’t believe nobody’s said this yet…
“I am your father” - Darth Vader
Am i going to get pregnant? because i can’t afford to get pregnant right now.
Slightly obvious but what the hell……..
“Heeeeres Johnny!!”
“Hold your fire, steady steady now get ready make your shots count, now fire!”
This line is in many movies
She says: “I want the TRUTH!”
He answers: “You can’t HANDLE the TRUTH!”
The first rule of Fight Club is…
This comes from a TV series, The Simpsons, but hey, it was made into a movie:
“I didn’t do it.” -Bart
“I’m kind of a big deal…”
- Anchorman
”i want to have your abortion”
fight club
Here’s looking at you, kid
casablanca
‘’stop! or my mom will shoot”
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