Top 10 Uses For Your Economic Stimulus Payment
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: May 14,2008
After cashing in your stocks, foreclosing on your house and filing for bankruptcy, here are ten things you can do with your Economic Stimulus Payment.
10. Tickets to EuroDisney
9. Rent a villa in Tijuana
8. Let it accrue interest in an Off-Shore bank account
7. Spend it all on Canadian Bacon and Molson Ice
6. Pay a coyote to bring the rest of your family across the border
5. Open a sweatshop in Taiwan
4. Order a Russian bride
3. Buy an 8-Ball of Columbian Bam Bam
2. Adopt an Ethiopian
1. Donate to the Chinese Space Program
Or if you dont want to do any of these things you can always seek debt relief and use some of your stimulus to help pay it off.
15 Responses for "Top 10 Uses For Your Economic Stimulus Payment"
Tijuana here I come!
Who needs bacon when you have molson and “bam bam”…lol…
HAHA!!! Oh, the Bush administration would shit if they read this!
Nice work!
Sorry for ignorance, but what’s bam-bam? Looks like I’m late for villa…
How did YOU know what they wanted us to buy???
Is this an inside job?
This is a great shopping list. I will be following it exactly as soon as the check shows up. If I have anything left over, I will also be purchasing:
1. Sweaters for my dog
2. Some spinning rims from Walmart for my 1987 Ford Taurus
3. Membership to the Gourmet Cheese of the Month Club
Thanks for the tips.
HAHA I always wanted my own Ethiopian
altho Canadian Bacon sounds tasty.
You people, I’m sorry to say, are absolutely dimwitted. The very reason the government is giving money back to the people is because they’re all drowning in debt.
Spending your stimulus package is the worst thing you could do. PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS!
@ Phil E. Drifter
Thank you sir.
This was the exact comment I was waiting for when I wrote this article.
Bravo, numbnuts.
[...] heard and seen numerous radio and television ads that would have you buy new plasma screens, rims for your car, boats, and a number of things that are more than $600. All of this is going to add up to Americans [...]
Rytis- bam bam is coke
why buy bacon when you can buy http://www.baconsalt.com, then everything can taste like bacon
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! ….. …….. hahahahahah HAHAHA!!!!! @ Phil E. Drifter lol for being such a god damned idiot. thanks friend. knowing that my crew and I have yet to kill off all of the worlds idiots makes my life worth living.
It is true that we should pay off our debts, but who can resist that villa in Tijuana. lol
Does the villa in Tijuana come with staff? For the price I would want fresh tortillas with my meals.
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