TOP 10 Shirts To Get Arrested In
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Apr 14,2008
After an all night drinking binge things went a little too far. You find yourself in jail holding up a sign and getting a picture you will never forget. As much as this bites, at least you aren’t these guys… or are you?
10. Never mention Sex in the pen
9. Bambi: Kmart by day, Stripper by night
8. Say that to the judge.
7. Better hope you aren’t sharing a cell with one.
6. He must have been busy…your whole life.
5. About bunnies? No.
4. Better hope you’re in jail for less than that.
3. Arrested Drunks go to jail.
2. Except in this case.
1. No, but you are awesome.
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Next time, put the captions below the photos.
Yes! Yes! Oh lord yes ….. awesome!
ps – I’ve met this guy and he actually is ‘the Law’. Well, not a recognized one but … well, it’s a long story.
i love an old man with a sense of humor. i have to meet that guy.
hahahahahahah
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LOVED the T-SHIRTS…In combo with some of the expressions, they were clsxsic……ROFL
LOL omg hahahahahaha “He must have been busy…your whole life” HAHA
LOL LOL LOL
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Heh….does it matter that i got arrested in a “My other ride is your mother” t-shirt?
Awesome collection here. Where’d you find all of these?
LOL, where do you get these?
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its funny to write about, but really, you aren’t going to get raped in holding or even in county. Its when you get sent away to actual prison that you run the risk of being made a bitch.
Hahaha maybe it’s time for me to get new shirts
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too cool…. number 2 rocks!:))
HAHAHAHHAHA. CLASSIC.
I have a tee shirt that reads: Frank Lands on his Ass everytime!! How do I get my tee shirt picture on this website
Hell yeah.
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PHOTOSHOP!
It’s not funny when it’s not true.
That’s cool.
Pictures on the internet that I’ve not seen before (gasp)!
That old guy is ace.
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Number 1 and 2 are so obviously Photoshopped that it ruins the rest.
Ummm, I don’t know about your guys, but # 9 is pretty fing sweet on my eyes, I’d marry her in a heartbeat!
John M, you need shirt #2. ;P
I say this because it must have hurt your brain real bad to have to figure out the “caption/picture” thing.
I saw one in my local newspaper that had a gentleman on his way to jail with a shirt that had what appeared to be the “Warner Brothers” logo on it, but the shirt said the following: “If you see da’ police, Warna Brotha!” CLASSIC…
I stole from K-Mart once I think it was a clock radio. Whoops I shouldn’t have used my real name or used my email address oh well easy come easy go.
Bambi is damn hot. I’d pay her to strip
all photoshopped
Place the caption below the pictures.
none of you have met any of these people. you’re fuckin liars.
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Ok is anyone else tired of stumbling and coming across awesomely funny pics and then reading in the comments about how they are photoshopped? I have a few words for you male whale philas wanna bes (that’s dork to you morons). IF you actually have enough time and interest to sit and debate each picture long enough to “tell” that it’s photoshopped, I have some sad news for you: Give up all dreams of ever losing your virginity, it’s not going to happen, better to die inside now. Next point of interest, sitting in front of your computer for days on end in your Mr. Spock Star Track uniform eating chetoes and translating web pages to Klingon does not make you an expert at computer sciences, although it does put you on the list of people the cops will check out should serial killings take place somewhere in your state since you are doing all this from your “mega bad swingin bachelor pad” in your mothers basement. In short KNOCK it off, because quite frankly, we (I am taking the liberty of speaking for most people on the net here) WE DON’T GIVE A RAT’S BEHIND even if it is photoshopped. So next time just look at the pretty pictures, nod, chuckle, and MOVE on. If you can do this there may be some hope for your virginity yet.
By the way, if you instantaneously corrected my spelling of Star Trek , either out loud or in your head, the message above is FOR you. If you corrected it in Klingon, there is no hope for you, I just ask that you never leave your mothers basement again because you my friend, might actually be able to infect people with your Doorkitus.
“I have a tee shirt that reads: Frank Lands on his Ass everytime!! How do I get my tee shirt picture on this website”
Get arrested while you’re wearing it.
These are all great.
Neat post.
i know a guy named ‘The Law’ [Lawrence 'Law' Andrews]
does that count?
The guy on bottom who “is the law’ looks JUST like a guy I knew who died in my work van as I was driving him to the hospital of an overdose of oxycontin and alcohol.
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all shopped
LMFAO!!!! Dude awesome
LMAO! Great List!
I have one of those “Bad cop, no donut” shirts and I’m afraid to wear it because I know the day I do will be the day I get pulled over for something!
whats with number 6?
actually most of there heads are too special.
Should be top ten heads not shirts!
Did you notice that many of these people have funny looking eyes? Criminals often have an strange look about them and this certainly holds true of this lineup.
WOW …I think I found my long lost relatives.
arcy -they’re all drunk…probably DUI
I am the law !
hahahahah, really funny
I know three of those people (2 are relatives), and I own 5 of those same shirts.
thats quite weird and funny…great pictures
the police are fucking ass holes, there should be a worse word
than ”ass holes”. once i tried to speak there language but i couldn’t fit my head up my ass.if your a police die in hell!!!
anyone who buys one of those shirts should be arrested.
awesome!!!!!!
very very funny!!!!
LOL
I once was bailing someone out of jail and I saw a bum, who didnt have a shirt, but directly said “I am the law”
To Cracked Teapot: You’re a total hypocrite. You’re spending just as much time whining about people. You could take your own advice: chuckle and move on. Or you could make yourself look like a total dumb ass and post an insanely long comment.
Also, you didn’t spell the nerd stuff wrong, but you spelled CHEETOS wrong. Chetoes? What the hell. You’re fucking dumb.
You too, Luke. You’re probably a 15 year old who thinks he’s a bad ass by saying cops suck. If we had no cops, you’d probably have been murdered for your stupidity by now. Grow up.
Many of these and more are on the Smoking Gun site. I would have to agree somewhat with Cracked Teapot and would also ask ‘why would anyone waste their time to Photshop these when there are thousands of real t shirt mugshot available on the web?’
Nice job…great pix.
My fav is 2. That guy is realy luking gr8 in tht expression.
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Shaan Haider
That number ten person would have to own a motorcycle factory to get himself laid!
photoshopped
Question: What kind of a moron would it take to photoshop such things? They are all perfectly common T-Shirts and people not only wear them they get their pictures taken in them.
Answer: The same kind of moron who would think anybody would do such a thing.
NONE of these are obviously photoshopped and there is ZERO reason for anyone to have done so. Some people really do not get out of their basement’s enough.
First: to those complaining about those yelling photoshoped: STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS.
Now to actual content: For those that seem to be inviting rapists; in any area where rape is truly a risk prisoners are given a standard jumpsuit. Thus this would not ever actually be a concern. However, all in all, very funny.
This is from the active warrants page in my county:
http://www.susqco.com/subsites/lawenforce/pages/warrants/2002-404.jpg
Thought is was fitting here…lol.
LOL! “I AM THE LAW”
This is classic but very sad. May I advise taking out some Student Loans and going back to school to get an education?
This is not a Photoshop. Just real people being real dumb.
the last one looks kind of like blue from old school haha
Good post Cracked Teapot, these people who only post comments that say “shopped”, “photoshopped” need to shut up.
I swear these guys have it copied in their clipboard and when they across any blog that posts images of any kind, they paste it in the comments and move on to the next blog.
So Linda STFU.
dudes
the term a picture says a thousand words was coined for a reason, that shit would be hilarious without those inane captions. whoever wrote them should kill himself…
Hehe pretty funny! Although in my opinion I think at least half of them are photoshopped
HAve a good weekend
Great list, I wish I had thought of it. Midget porn was the most hilarious.
bet the cops got a good laugh
They are all photoshopped so it makes it pointless. They aren’t even funny.
This is an incredibly funny list, good work. I wish i was wearing one of these shirts the last time i got arrested.
You should post this to my buddy’s site or anyone can make their own at http://www.toptentopten.com/. Unfortunately you can’t add pictures yet, so maybe it wouldn’t apply.
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OMG….awesome stuff!!!!!! I love the “Got Jesus” one….hahahaha
I got arrested for weed with my shirt that says “Don’t Fear the Reefer”. That was pretty ironic.
Hahaha I love these t-shirts! And the looks on their faces!
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