TOP 10 Reasons I Don’t Want To Be Country
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Apr 8,2008
Every one is a part of a group be it urban, emo, or metal. But there is one group I will never be a part of… COUNTRY!
10. I don’t need mud flaps let alone ones with Yosemite Sam on them.
9. I can’t pull off Snakeskin boots.
8. They have names like Garth, Toby, Lyle and Willie.
7. Cowboy hats only serve a purpose on cattle drives.
6. Belt Buckles shouldn’t be the same size as manhole covers.
5. The girls drive bigger trucks than I do.
4. I don’t wanna eat beans over a campfire.
3. Because everything is bigger in Texas, and I’m only 5′10″.
2. The Grand Ole Opry.
1. They won’t let the Mullet die.
7 Responses for "TOP 10 Reasons I Don’t Want To Be Country"
Well said, Sir.
Everyone needs mudflaps; driving behind people that doesn’t have them right after a rainfall is horrible!
There is nothing wrong with girls that drive big trucks..
but you are right about the rest of it. [=
its people like you that give texans, and other southern states that bullshit steriotype. i asked a lady at my work the other day why we didn’t ever listen to country and she called it “knee slapping music” that dumbass probably hasn’t even listened to a real, true country song that actually means something. stupid people like carrie underwood come in and that’s not even freakin country.. so those “pop//country” now that’s bullshit you can make fun of. but texans don’t ride horses to the post office anymore. and not all of us live 30 miles away from town. we’re getting more and more city people coming out and actually getting more country. its quiet out here. you can see the stars at night. its beautiful. so before you actually make a stupid comment about mudflaps, and snakeskin boots. maybe you should come down for a visit and actually experience the wild wild west.
Hahaha…
Im a total country girl
And I got a huge kick out of reading those!
I agree completely with CoutryToTheCore! I live in the boon docks where i can see the stars and ride horses and play in the rode not worryin bout gettin hit by a car! all those movies u probably watched where you got all this stuff form is bullshit-try True Grit or something. but DO NOT make fun of country folk cause it wont get you anything but trouble.
These are all reasons you should want to be country! All these things rock! and have you ever tried beans over a campfire? they rock! I should come up with a list about 10 reasons i dont wanna be a damn yankee!
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