Top 10 Alternatives to the Wii this Christmas
- Filed under: Tech
- Date: Dec 21,2007
Top 10 Alternatives to the Wii this Christmas
With the Nintendo Wii being the HOT item for the second year in a row I thought it would be helpful to pick 10 items that will get you as much enjoyment out of the holidays as the popular home entertainment system that just happens to be sold out everywhere and extremely hard to find without paying 300% more than the retail price.
10: DOG AFRO
A dog in an afro is 10 times funnier than anything Mario has ever done.
9: USB TOASTER
I’m pretty sure this toaster has the same power and graphic capabilities as the Wii, but can the Wii make toast?
8: SHOWER MIC SPONGE
The Wii has games like Guitar Hero and Rockstar, but acoustics are so much better in the shower.
7: MR. T’s BE SOMEBODY - SELF HELP VIDEO
Can the Wii make you feel better about yourself? Can it pull off a mohawk and gold chains? Hell…the Wii couldn’t even support a game starring Mr. T without it overloading because awesomeness can’t be measured in gigabytes.
6: BED NEON GROUND EFFECTS
Hey, sometimes the chicks want Fast and the Furious in the bedroom.
5: THE DADDLE
Having kids is back-breaking work. Protect yourself. Plus…if your wife isn’t gonna call you a stallion, at least someone will.
4: HERPES (plush version)
It’s the ultimate gift that keeps on giving. And if you can convince the receiver that this Herpes is cute, maybe they won’t mind as much when those real ones start to show. The Wii doesn’t have any STD’s.
3: FETUS PURSE
The gift of life (in yarn form). Priceless.
2: TAMPON STUNGUN
No mugger/rapist/door to door salesmen wants to be touched by a stungun, let alone a tampon. So it’s double effective. “Tampon Stungun” is also coincidentally the name of my new band that I haven’t formed yet.
1: ELECTRONIC YODELING PICKLE
When I think about pickles, yodeling and electronics…actually I’ve never thought about all those things at once. Which is exactly why this might be the best gift ever invented and clearly better than the Wii.
I hope I’ve given you all some hope during this stressful holiday season and given you plenty of options. So get out there and buy these presents for your loved ones. Stop looking for the Wii and be original for once. They will love you for it.
Merry Christmas!
-Admin
(Now maybe I can get a Wii for myself.)
P.S. to the haters, complainers and everyone else, the images here were found by Google Image search and not all of them are even real products. If you see something here that should be linked or you would like to be linked, just drop me an email at wordtoyour@gmail.com thanks
25 Responses for "Top 10 Alternatives to the Wii this Christmas"
HAHA! Nice post. Fucking Daddle, WTF?!?!?
?USB Toatster?? Ok. I like the herpe personally, I wanna get one and name it itchy.
Those are good top quality products too! She arrived on a seahorse; they’re seamonkeys; John and Nicki!
merry christmas.
thats really cool things to be happen
bhaktapurgirl
mazzako.blogspot.com
i want the fetus purse!
hahah interesting post.
Hah! this is hilarious.
Wow, check out the copyright violation in action. You know, for a link this type of stuff usually would be ignored or even encouraged since it’s publicity, but no, you’ve stolen a photo I’ve taken (#3), not asked permission, and not linked back to the site you got it from. Guess what? That qualifies you as an asshole.
Copyright. Educate yourself. And either take down my picture or link back to my site.
I especially like the tampon stun gun, but there are no links to where we can see/buy these items. Smacks a bit of copyright infringement….at least you saved the pics on your own server. Could you link the pics to the creators of these things, or at least put up a post of the websites that you got the ideas from?
Thanks
links? please?
a) it will keep you out of trouble
b) it will allow me to find that frickin’ awesome tampon stungun
c) it will allow others to marvel at how you ever even found all that stuff on teh internets
Pretty crap of you not to give credit to the creators of ANY of the items. Jeez, how hard is it to add a link to each? Boooo.
Credit where credit is due. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.
here to the th people complaining, wise up seriously. wat ye crying about you fags
b - ignoring your totally unnecessary slur, there’s this thing called the DMCA which could, if the copyright owners of the original materials wanted, be used to shut this site down. Period.
Now grow up.
Ok, you guys are all pretty stupid, except for the author of this article: that was a nice article, thank you.
I don’t really have much to say to any of the other guys except Zabet - the guy complaining about picture #3. I hope you meant the third picture from the top (the freakin shower mics are awesome), because complaining about a stupid fetus purse the way you did is just lame. Great job tricking your blind Grandma into knitting socks. Idiot.
I like the sponge!! that is cool
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2321924
Loved it!
LOL,
The winner in my book is the herpes.
Just think, herpes is the gift that keeps on giving!
John…
It’s surprising more people aren’t talking about this.good post….
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Where can I get a yodelling pickle?
I believe you can find your own “Yodeling Pickle” at McPhee.com.
“Dang it! I didn’t bring an extra tampon, do you have one stacy?”
“Yeah, just grab one from my purse” she says from the other room.
“Thank you so much.”
2 minutes later “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH! OH MY GOD!”
Hah! The Dog Afro is so mine
Fuck your DMCA! i don´t give a shit
Nice post by the ways and for all the “hey post the link , the copyrigth” if you aren´t a big company just shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself
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