TOP 10 Bad Hair Choices

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Humor
• Date: Sep 5,2007

10: THE BILLY RAY DO’

I know everyone is a mullet hater out there because it’s cool to hate mullets even though it’s even cooler to idolize Chuck Norris who also happens to have a mullet. Mullets really are bad though so I will let you have your Ten Spot.

9: THE JHERI DO’

The hairstyle that never lets you rest your head on anything and ruins all of  your clothing. Oh, and it smells. Where is the logic in this style?

8: THE JONG DO’

For a leader of a country who’s spent over 20 Million on stockpiling Mercedes Benzs’, you’d think he could drop a couple bucks on a bottle of gel or mousse or anything really?

7: THE METAL DO’

I never got it. I didn’t really care for it when the chicks did it either. I’m just gonna guess it was some big campaign worked up by the hairspray industry who cut a deal with the music industry. They made alot of money and then walked away without ever mentioning it again.

6: THE TRUMP DO’

Screw you. I am not following the general public and making this number one. Yeah, it’s bad but thousands of businessmen sport this horrible hairdo on a daily basis. It’s staying at six.

5: THE BRIT DO’

This is for females only because we all know Vin Diesel pulls it off flawlessly. Guys don’t like it when you cut your hair. Period. So therefore cutting it ALL off is probably the worst thing you could do.

4: THE SEAGULL DO’

I’ve done this on many occasions. When I get out of the shower and I’m combing my hair. But then I fix it and leave the house looking like a normal person.

3: THE VANILLA DO’

Oh Vanilla. I’m thinking you actually like it when people make fun of you. My guess is he was going for the “Ken” look so he might score his own plastic chick with humanly impossible body measurements.

2: THE KID DO’

There is a reason why you didn’t see college kids running around with Kid’s hairstyle after House Party came out in theaters. It’s F’ing Stupid! So get a student loans to help pay for a haircut.

1: THE SPECTOR DO’

Yes, this is my number one Bad Hair choice. Phil Spector has the same hairstyle as my aunt Marlene. And I’m sure it’s a giant fireball just waiting to happen if he uses as many cans of Aquanet as my dear aunt.