TOP 10 Awesomely Bad Dolls
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Aug 15,2007
10: SNOOP DOGG DOLL
The Dogfather probably wouldn’t have made the list if it weren’t for the outfit. That’s bad…even for a pimp.
9: GEORGE BUSH DOLL
G.I. Oh No.
8: SONNY BONO DOLL
Skis not included.
7: KELLY OSBOURNE DOLL
OH PLEASE GOD NO….it talks.
6: JOHN TRAVOLTA DOLL
“Oh like wow, I’m a doll…fuhgettaboutit.”
5: MR. T DOLL
I pity the kid who got this doll instead of the action figure.
4: ROSIE O’DONNELL DOLL
All you need is a Trump doll and a WWE Wrestling Ring and this toy could be fun.
3: VANILLA ICE DOLL
Word to your mother…for buying this ridiculously bad doll.
2: GAY BOB DOLL
Nothing against a gay doll but this thing is giving homosexuals a bad name with it’s fashion sense. And really, it’s not for “EVERYONE”.
1: HITLER DOLL
Blonde hair, blue eyes…Ken would make the perfect Second in Command.
I know one thing. I’m taking the left over money from my student loans next semester and buying that damn Mr. T doll off eBay or using extra Christmas cash if I get it. Someone stole mine a long time ago and I’ve always wanted another one.
73 Responses for "TOP 10 Awesomely Bad Dolls"
HITLER?? SERIOUSLY?? Who thought THAT was a good idea?
Great list AS ALWAYS!!
17 years ago, I’d have lined up outside a store for that Vanilla Ice doll.
Why isn’t the Sonny Bono doll wearing his ski helmet?
HOORAY FOR GAY BOB!
That cast would make for a helluva Robot Chicken episode.
Dude, I bought the hitler doll, it cured my cancer!
I think the travolta doll is sporting a chubby
Sad to say, but I want that Hitler doll, WWII paraphernalia FTW.
“I pity the kid who got this doll instead of the action figure.”
That would be me. I actually owned one of those…
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I had the Mr T Doll when i was a kid
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What a great list. personally I liked Mr. T I thought making a doll of him (that sounds kinda funny) actually worked. I know you remember the Mr. T cartoon?
The gay doll also was a good idea, just not thought through… “Come out the closet with Gay Bob”???? Are you kidding me?
hitler one definitely rocks!
What about the pregnant Padme Skywalker doll?
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where’s the osama bin laden doll?
I like that moomoo Vanilla Ice is wearing, that’s tight.
Hitler pwns.
I cracked up when I saw the Rosie O’donnell doll.
Gay Bob? How, Why, Oh my goodness! I can’t believe taht anyone would really buy these, except to make fun of them.
I got that Mr T. doll (nr 5) from my granddad when I was young…
I agree with the post about Hitler. Seriously, what the HELL were they on???
I remember seeing the Rosie O’Donnel doll at Toys r Us when I was little. That was funny.
..gotta get me one of those hitlers!
second
who would win if all of these Dolls fought?
I want one of those awesome gay bob dolls.
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my sister had the vanilla ice doll.
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those are great… no mc hammer doll?
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The more famous gay dolls were the Billy series, which were anatomically correct. Billy also had friend, Carlos and Tyson.
i think it hitler and “W” need to get it on. He looks so retarded in the flight uniform
I want to put the Hitler doll in the oven and watch him melt. Payback’s a b!tch.
Classic, gotta love these idiots that come up with this crap.
DUDE WTF!!!! Seriously what were they toy makers thinking?!
Go Gay BoB!
What about the Dennis Rodman doll?
Where can I buy the Hitler doll?
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I think Vanilla Ice is, like, from the FUTURE !!
heh. btw, that’s technically not a Mr T doll. It’s “B. A. Barraccus” of the A-Team.
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That gay doll is so funny…. Vanilla Ice is so gay. Oh and that Rosie doll came out befor the Bob doll so I guess its not the worlds first. That hitler doll would cremate everyone of thoe’s dolls except the George Bush one.
Hey, I had a Fonzie doll, back in the 70’s!
I MUST have that Hitler doll. That is so sick it’s awsome…
Now if they just had a Stalin one…
I have the Hitler doll. . .My grandfather was a Nazi!! I’m actually thinking about putting it in the microwave. . .anyone want to join me?
does the snoop dog doll come with weed?
okay, so the john travolta doll is great, but when i was at toys r us in nyc they have john travolta in hairspray. yes, he has plastic boobs. its terrifying.
> you can’t touch that one.
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Is that Travolta one really £70? Seventy Great British pounds? Ten pounds would be pushing it!
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Why would the Hitler doll make #1? Hitler was the shit. Fuck the kike who wrote this.
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wow. awesome list.
and fuck kyle the nazi. you’re obviously retarded
Don’t diss Hitler Kyle, he may come back to haunt you. Definatly #1! who is THAT sick? (i really want one though :P)
Um, I’m guessing Hitler was a bad guy to fight G.I. Joe or something. (Or FDR with his wheelchair of DOOOOOM.:) )
i had the MR T one!
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heh! awesome post…
I still have that Mr.T doll. Earlier my mom used it to scare me to sleep.
The Bush doll is nice. Niiiceee…
The Hitler doll is probably more along the lines of “WWII miniatures” than the “action figure” type of doll.
I’ve seen ones like that, possibly the same line of dolls though I’m not sure. They were from a line of figures representing military branches and specific major figures from various wars. Yes, there was a Hitler doll, and SS dolls, and etc., but there were also RAF and FDR and such. They were for military and history buffs, not Nazi’s.
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why wouldn’t hitler be a good idea?
id buy the hitler doll…
where can i get a hitler doll. how awesome is that!
can somebody let me know?
thanks
the hitler dolls are sold in supermarkets in ukraine–utterly disgraceful.
i can’t believe some of these dolls were actually made (Gay Bob, Hitler, .. !)
Did you notice that Gay Bob and Hitler are in the exact same pose?
did u now that gay bob is really gay
me and my sister amber think that gay bob is really sexxxy….and the way that he poses.but moquine thinks he is the gayest doll ever in the history of history….. love juanita & amber
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