TOP 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Aug 8,2007
10: SALAD ICE CREAM
This is the sorriest excuse for “Eating Healthy” that I’ve ever heard of. I wonder if the Ice Cream is Ranch flavored?
9: BACON ICE CREAM
Being a fan of bacon, this is probably one of the only ones I’d try. And then instantly regret it.
8: GARLIC ICE CREAM
Could be worse. I mean it could be blood flavored.
7: CHILI PEPPER ICE CREAM
If this is too hot to eat and you need something to cool off, where do you go from here?
6: SQUID INK ICE CREAM
Any thing that was originally a creatures’ defense against being eaten, probably shouldn’t be eaten.
5: CHICKEN FRIED STEAK ICE CREAM
Sounds delicious. If served separately.
4: PIT VIPER ICE CREAM
I couldn’t tell you if this stuff is venomous, but really..why risk it?
3: OX TONGUE ICE CREAM
Never eat an Ice Cream that can “Make Out” with you.
2: NATURAL VIAGRA ICE CREAM
It wouldn’t be HARD to make a joke about this ice cream. But I’m above doing something like that.
1: RAW HORSEFLESH ICE CREAM
Many things are wrong in just the name alone. Ask yourself this. Would you eat “Raw Anything” Ice Cream? How about “Horse Ice Cream”? “Flesh Ice Cream”? Put em’ all together and I believe you have the single most disturbing Ice Cream flavor ever.
21 Responses for "TOP 10 Worst Ice Cream Flavors"
Nothing wrong with chili pepper ice cream.
I’ve been working with a gynecologist on developing a really great new flavor.
butt plug flavored ice cream – for those who just can’t get enough.
Yeah, so I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. . . .
What they need is: MARKETING! Catchy names to take the initial edge off. That’s all! How about:
Rectal Ripple
Dead-Horsen Daas
Meaty Creamy Gobble
Snake Lickin’ Cone
Lunch Loosner Sherbet
More!!
I don’t believe these flavors. Is this for real?
hmmm, Lunch Lossner…..not for me I like my lunch where it is.
Man, why would anyone waste time and money making that kind of Ice Cream?
I GOT SOME GREAT NAMES:
CAT HAIRBALL RIPPLE
BOOGAR CHIP
BEN AND JERRY’S FUNGAL TOE NAIL CHIP
THAT’S NOT YOUR CHEEZE SURPRISE
BROOM DEBRIS RIPPLE
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Smells Like Navel Vanilla
Peanut Butter and Toe Jam
Mop Water Lemon
Stinky Drain with Hair Clogs
Flatulence Orange…the latest in Baskin and Robbins “Farty”
Flavors
OK, so I haven’t taken my meds today..
Nice list, but number 5? That’s not ice cream. That’s a lob of butter. Have you never been to a steakhouse?
…. yeah, so, seeing as it contains no ice cream, it doesn’t quite qualify.
Notice how they’re all mostly Japanese..?
Now you know why they’re all so odd…haha.
The squid ink icecream is actually a lot of fun! Especially when your lips, tounge, and teeth turn black. As for the flavor… I’ve had better.
Oh, and I’m surprised that Wasabi Icecream didn’t make the list. That stuff is GOOOOOD!
Wow!
That’s awesome!
You would regret bacon ice cream? And you call yourself a man! You would be surprised how good it actually is.
heh i’ve actually had the garlic ice cream… and it was actually OK…
My hometown in Portugal is famous for its roasted piglet. So, two years ago, the roasted piglet ice cream was created – somehow, it didn’t really had much success…
*it didn’t really HAVE much success…
Indian Rat Semen Swirl ice cream
WORST IDEA EVER.
my gf came up with it
methinks bacon and chocolate ice cream would be AWSOME
omgosh! those are so gross! eeeww! who would even want to think about horse flesh ice cream! eewww!!!
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