TOP 10 Worst Places to Hide Dead Hookers

• Author: Top 10 Kid
• Filed under: Humor
• Date: Jul 26,2007

10: In the dryer

That thing eats socks, not dead hookers.

9: In a movie theater

You might get away with sneaking in your own candy but you’re still gonna have to pay for two tickets and they will be alarmed when you ask for ONE ADULT and ONE DEAD HOOKER.

8: Your trunk

Dead hookers make horrible spare tires.

7: In the refrigerator

That is the wrong kind of leftovers.

6: The Salvation Army

They won’t even take your pee-stained couch, so they most likely won’t take a dead hooker.

5: Your dog ate it

If you think your dog craps all over the house when you give him a little table scrap now, wait til’ he has an entire dead hooker.

4: Between the couch cushions

It’s for loose change, not loose women.

3: Under the rug

Dust bunnies are not noticeable, sex bunnies ON dust are very noticeable.

2: In your other pants

Getting her in your pants is what got you in this predicament in the first place.

1: In your vegetable garden

I say tomat-O, you say tom-Ato, I say potat-O, you say “Oh my god is that a dead hooker?“