TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Jul 19,2007
10: BAD NEWS BEARS COACH BUTTERMAKER
Beer and baseball go hand in hand and this guy is an icon of them both.
9: STIFLER
All the Stifmeister wants is to drink beer and get laid. It’s hard to argue that philosophy.
8: ANY SAM ELLIOT CHARACTER
People pay Sam Elliot to tell stories. At least you won’t be stuck next to some schmuck who has nothing better to add than the occasional “I love you man!”.
7: RAY JACKSON (Bloodsport) - OGRE (Revenge of the Nerds)
What better guy to have as your backup if the barstools start flying.
6: CLYDE
An orangutan that likes to drink and fight. Aside from the occasional drunken poo flinging, Clyde would make an awesome drinking buddy.
5: BAD SANTA
The perfect holiday drinking partner.
4: HOMER SIMPSON & PETER GRIFFIN
The best of the best when it comes to drinking in 2-D.
3: THE McKENZIE BROTHERS
Canada’s finest.
2: BLUTO
“You should start drinking heavily.” is the type of advice I’d prefer to hear when things got me down.
1: FRANK THE TANK
3 words. “We’re going streaking!”
11 Responses for "TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With"
I feel a little tipsy just reading that list.
“They took the bar… The whole f’ing bar.”-Bluto
ohhhh I would drink with Frank the Tank anyday!!!
coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
I would give my left kidney for a session with Bluto
0: The Dude, Big Lebowski
dude where the hell is al bundy at?
We’ve grown used to the general sloppiness that leads to rating the professionals alongside the amateurs…but when you begin ranking the gods against those who are merely mortal, it becomes ridiculous.
Bluto losing to Frank the Tank? HA!
Putting Frank the Tank ahead of Bluto is a SIN.
As for a missing name on the list…how is it possible that Norm from Cheers didn’t make the cut?
fuck yeah frank the tank
old school is the best movie ever made
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