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TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With

Author: Top 10 Kid
Filed under: Humor
Date: Jul 19,2007

10: BAD NEWS BEARS COACH BUTTERMAKER

BadNewsBears TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
Beer and baseball go hand in hand and this guy is an icon of them both.

9: STIFLER

Stifler TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
All the Stifmeister wants is to drink beer and get laid. It’s hard to argue that philosophy.

8: ANY SAM ELLIOT CHARACTER

SamElliott TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
People pay Sam Elliot to tell stories. At least you won’t be stuck next to some schmuck who has nothing better to add than the occasional “I love you man!”.

7: RAY JACKSON (Bloodsport) - OGRE (Revenge of the Nerds)

BloodsportRay TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
What better guy to have as your backup if the barstools start flying.

6: CLYDE

Clyde TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
An orangutan that likes to drink and fight. Aside from the occasional drunken poo flinging, Clyde would make an awesome drinking buddy.

5: BAD SANTA

BadSanta TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
The perfect holiday drinking partner.

4: HOMER SIMPSON & PETER GRIFFIN

HomernPeter TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
The best of the best when it comes to drinking in 2-D.

3: THE McKENZIE BROTHERS

BobnDoug TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
Canada’s finest.

2: BLUTO

Bluto TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
“You should start drinking heavily.” is the type of advice I’d prefer to hear when things got me down.

1: FRANK THE TANK

FrankTheTank TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With
3 words. “We’re going streaking!”

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12 Responses for "TOP 10 Fictional Characters To Drink A Beer With"

Bruce July 19th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
I feel a little tipsy just reading that list.
admin July 19th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
BOOOOO BOOOOO BLUTO LOSES? to Frank The Tank… Get some respect for original drunks you bastard
kevin July 19th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
“They took the bar… The whole f’ing bar.”-Bluto
Danielle July 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
ohhhh I would drink with Frank the Tank anyday!!!
SuperDuperMel July 20th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo
mike July 25th, 2007 at 8:24 am
I would give my left kidney for a session with Bluto
Mike July 25th, 2007 at 11:44 am
0: The Dude, Big Lebowski
solid jon August 5th, 2007 at 2:29 am
dude where the hell is al bundy at?
Dr. Donald B. MacGowan August 5th, 2007 at 3:03 am
We’ve grown used to the general sloppiness that leads to rating the professionals alongside the amateurs…but when you begin ranking the gods against those who are merely mortal, it becomes ridiculous.

Bluto losing to Frank the Tank? HA!
Jay August 8th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Putting Frank the Tank ahead of Bluto is a SIN.

As for a missing name on the list…how is it possible that Norm from Cheers didn’t make the cut?
tom May 13th, 2008 at 10:19 am
fuck yeah frank the tank

old school is the best movie ever made
Matt November 6th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
The Dude, from The Big Lebowski. He’ll have a white russian though.