TOP 10 Celebrity Mustaches
- Filed under: Humor
- Date: Jul 13,2007
10: WILFORD BRIMLEY
Got the Walrus Stache going on but still a pimp.
9: GERALDO RIVERA
A chair broke his nose but his mustache stayed flawless.
8: BIKER from the VILLAGE PEOPLE
Keeping straight guys straight since the 1970’s.
7: SALVADOR DALI
The power behind his art is definitely hidden in this mustache.
6: LEMMY from MOTORHEAD
This mustache lets him pull chicks even with the nasty growths on his face. That’s Stache Power!
5: HULK HOGAN
Mustachamania is running wild! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins and maybe someday you’ll have a bitchin’ stache like this.
4: RON JEREMY
He might not be the inventor of the Porn Stache but he has definately improved on it. Proof that chicks dig it.
3: TOM SELLECK
Tom’s hair follicles literally drip machismo. He could probably trade a single hair for a Trans Am, that’s how cool his mustache is.
2: BURT REYNOLDS
It takes a serious mustache to automatically be the first person that pops into someone’s head when mentioned.
Burt = Mustache!
1: CHUCK NORRIS
You may be saying, “Wait, thats a beard…he can’t be in this list!” but you’d be a damned fool.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.
His mustache has overpowered the rest of his facial hair and claimed the entire face as it’s own.
And it deflects bullets.
And woos the ladies.
And cures cancer.
12 Responses for "TOP 10 Celebrity Mustaches"
Freakin A, Chuck Norris is a king among men, and that mustache! Daaaamn sexy if you ask me!
if bert had to be #2, i’m glad chuck was before him.
chuck norris’ tears cure cancer, not his beard, it can bring dying lambs back to life though
Wilford Brimley…Is that the diabeetus guy?
hahaha Chuck Norris is my hero.
“Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.
His moustache overpowered he rest of
his face and claimed it.
Priceless:)
That is great.
“Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard….”
Norris can kiss my black ass.
Well Cus you black you Fuck! Norris For the win! He rules! ;D
I think Freddie Mercury should be on here, gay or not– He should so be up here. He rocked that mustache!
Lemmy.
Is.
God.
You couldn’t have been more right about Burt.
I really think John Oats from Hall & Oats should have been on this list. His mustache is crazy sweet!
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