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TOP 10 Celebrity Mustaches

Got the Walrus Stache going on but still a pimp.

A chair broke his nose but his mustache stayed flawless.

Keeping straight guys straight since the 1970’s.

The power behind his art is definitely hidden in this mustache.

This mustache lets him pull chicks even with the nasty growths on his face. That’s Stache Power!

Mustachamania is running wild! Say your prayers and eat your vitamins and maybe someday you’ll have a bitchin’ stache like this.

He might not be the inventor of the Porn Stache but he has definately improved on it. Proof that chicks dig it.

Tom’s hair follicles literally drip machismo. He could probably trade a single hair for a Trans Am, that’s how cool his mustache is.

It takes a serious mustache to automatically be the first person that pops into someone’s head when mentioned.

Burt = Mustache!

You may be saying, “Wait, thats a beard…he can’t be in this list!” but you’d be a damned fool.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.

His mustache has overpowered the rest of his facial hair and claimed the entire face as it’s own.

And it deflects bullets.

And woos the ladies.

And cures cancer.

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WonderWoman July 13th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Freakin A, Chuck Norris is a king among men, and that mustache! Daaaamn sexy if you ask me!
Michele July 20th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
if bert had to be #2, i’m glad chuck was before him.
lord xeon July 28th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
chuck norris’ tears cure cancer, not his beard, it can bring dying lambs back to life though
Anima August 8th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Wilford Brimley…Is that the diabeetus guy?
Gork54 August 9th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
hahaha Chuck Norris is my hero.

“Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard.

His moustache overpowered he rest of
his face and claimed it.

Priceless:)
Andrew August 17th, 2007 at 8:53 am
That is great.
“Chuck Norris doesn’t have a beard….”
Anonymous August 17th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Norris can kiss my black ass.
Luicifer October 10th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Well Cus you black you Fuck! Norris For the win! He rules! ;D
Alex February 13th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I think Freddie Mercury should be on here, gay or not– He should so be up here. He rocked that mustache!
A Nony Mouse April 15th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Lemmy.

Is.

God.
Gopherbassist May 16th, 2008 at 1:55 am
You couldn’t have been more right about Burt.
Melsu July 4th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I really think John Oats from Hall & Oats should have been on this list. His mustache is crazy sweet!